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rohan_pwln 21st November 2005 11:57

Fucking Medical Checkups
 
Well, my beloved ass-fucking school organized a medical check up in our school. The first test comprised a general check-up of the eyes, nose, ears, skin etc. and the second checkup included showing your dick and testis to the idiot doctor sitting there. Here's how my experience went:

Day 0: The first day of the medical checkup was for the 1st to 6th graders. There were rumors from them that the doctors were inspecting our dicks and playing with our balls. There was a certain fear, but I thought those were just rumours...

Day 1: The 2nd day of the medical checkup. A bastard came into our classroom and asked us to go to the Basement for our medical checkup. We lined up and we went. As for the first phase of the medical check-up, we were given medical cards which we filled in and on the back was a table with various medical checkups listed. Me and my three friends: Satyadeep, Karandeep and Aditya went in for the first phase of the checkup. That bastard checked my eyes, ears, skin etc. and signed on the card and wrote in front of the tests: 'Normal' and 'NAD'... We thought that those rumours were really rumours, until the doctor told us to go to a room which was covered with blankets and the curtains were put all over. We had understood it's meanings: Those weren't rumours... Satyadeep and Aditya went somewhere I don't know, me and Karandeep met another of our friend, Anil and all three of us marched towards our classroom. As we approcahed our classroom.. we could see that the principal was pulling the children out of the class and took them to the medical checkup. We ran and hid ourselves in the bathroom. We stayed there for almost an hour and came back to our class. The class was full. Later we came to know that the doctor only had ran away somewhere on pretext of breakfast and nobody got his dick checked. When we came out in recess, i contacted my friend in 8th grade and asked him all that they had done. His testimony of the dick checkup, "First they stretched my dick, pulled my foreskin back and forth and then bounced my balls like if they were basketballs and squeezed them tightly. Oooh!! it pained so much". All that we had in store for those bastards were thousand abuses and ten thousand fists.

Day 2: We had faked our certificates and written 'Normal' and 'NAD' in front of the tests we didn't wish to perform. Somebody had leaked the news. The teachers were extremely angry(bastard assholes, they always are) and there were teachers everywhere. As we marched in a line, right from our class to the checkup point, there were teachers strewn everywhere. We just couldn't escape. As our classmates in the front of the line entered the room, me and Anil looked back. The teacher who was there had just gone somewhere to talk or don't know where(maybe to get fucked, that bastard). Me and anil took the risk and with all our courage ran away. We ran down three floors to the chemistry laboratory and found it a good place to hide. We hid there for about half an hour and went back to the class only to realise that only four of us were safe: me, Anil, Aditya and Ankit. Rest all had been raped by the doctor. Hurray!

Day 3: During the checkup, the medical cards had to be submitted to the doctor. They came in our class and asked everybody to stand up. Then they called out the names of the children whose cards were submitted. Everybody sat down, as their names came and in the end it were we who remaned standing. We were again called for the checkup and this time we 4 were to be escorted by our class teacher... It was my chance, i was the second to go in. I went in. The doctor told me to take off my pants. I said, "I can't". He said, "Why can't you?". I said, "I am embarrassed in doing so...". He said, "Once i was afraid to get my dental checku done. But knowing that it was good for my health, I gathered courage and did so". Wish I could tell him, "Bloody bastard, there IS a difference between your teeth giving that fucking smile and my dick." Finally he asked me a few questions like, "Does your skin go back completely, comes again easily. Do both of your balls weigh the same...". I gave him positive answers. He then said, "If all is good why are you hesitating then". I reached my temper. I said to him, "If you show me yours, I'll show you mine". He was dumbstruck. He wrote 'normal' and 'NAD' on the card, signed it and told me to go.

I don't understand why such fucking medical checkups are done. Man, displaying your privates is a matter of shame that too for tenth graders.... Assholes.

. - .... .- -. .... 21st November 2005 12:12

Wait until your first prostate exam....

Mr Jones 21st November 2005 12:14

And why do you have a problem with another man holding your penis?

rohan_pwln 21st November 2005 12:19

That's just fuckingly embarassing man. Plus the pain when he squeezes my balls.

Mr Jones 21st November 2005 12:21

Think of the pain as you die in abject agony because no one detected your testicular cancer any sooner

I'd have my balls squeezed by King Kong if I knew it might help prevent that

Evil Lu 21st November 2005 12:24

Maybe they should send a nice lady in to do it? Now you've thought about this you'll understand why they get a man to do it. (assuming that you're heterosexual)
Just be glad you're not a lady-type needing cervical smears. Those are grim.

rohan_pwln 21st November 2005 12:26

First: I have a CAT scan done and am perfectly fine and am NOT suffering from any kind of cancer(a free checkup done in my refinery township).

Second: If king kong were to squeeze my balls, i wud prefer to die.

Mr Jones 21st November 2005 12:30

That's as maybe, but you see my point.

I don't think they are sending in Dr's to squeeze your plums because they enjoy doing it any more than you enjoy having it done.

If they were, do you not think someone might have got wise to that scheme before now ...'Hey, hang on, why are those doctors going in and molesting those kids?'

Be happy in the fact that you have an education system that takes such in interest in your health and well being, I didn't get my plums squeezed until I was at least 18 and then it cost me £80 for the pleasure, and she was no doctor either :D

rohan_pwln 21st November 2005 12:31

@Evil Lu: First: If they were to send a lady( agood one), I would be extremely courteus and ask her to check whether my dick is tasting as it should normally.

Second: In my school, girls weren't given any such fucking checkups. Only the first phase occured.

rohan_pwln 21st November 2005 12:34

Quote:

Originally posted by Mr Jones
That's as maybe, but you see my point.

I don't think they are sending in Dr's to squeeze your plums because they enjoy doing it any more than you enjoy having it done.

If they were, do you not think someone might have got wise to that scheme before now ...'Hey, hang on, why are those doctors going in and molesting those kids?'

Be happy in the fact that you have an education system that takes such in interest in your health and well being, I didn't get my plums squeezed until I was at least 18 and then it cost me £80 for the pleasure, and she was no doctor either :D

:blah: :blah: :blah: :blah: Support-whores fund.

Well, actually i think that I AM fortunate to get such an institution that is interested, but even then... it's just plain embarassing. Well, but i have begun to see a point in your posts.

Mr Jones 21st November 2005 12:34

Quote:

Originally posted by rohan_pwln
I would be extremely courteus and ask her to check whether my dick is tasting as it should normally.
.

What does it normally taste of? sugar and spice and all things nice or slugs and snails and puppy dogs tails?

rohan_pwln 21st November 2005 12:37

Quote:

Originally posted by Mr Jones
What does it normally taste of? sugar and spice and all things nice or slugs and snails and puppy dogs tails?
I don't like cucumber+carrot juice. My mommy tells me, "Don't think it to be a food item, think it to be a medicine and swallow it"

jon_joy_1999 21st November 2005 17:52

Quote:

Originally posted by rohan_pwln
I don't like cucumber+carrot juice. My mommy tells me, "Don't think it to be a food item, think it to be a medicine and swallow it"
Up next, When Kids Attack.

MidnightViper88 21st November 2005 21:41

Should've looked at some pornography before going in and told the doctor "Bad day to take some ******, huh?"

billyvnilly 21st November 2005 23:32

you may not believe this but ive given prostate and testicular exams, and well, its not fun on that end either.

MidnightViper88 21st November 2005 23:38

I would burn my hands in a fire if I - By some odd, far-fetched reason - am stuck with giving a prostate/testicular exam...

Latex gloves wouldn't help either...The manliness of one else's balls is powerful enough to seer through most anything...

ztv 25th November 2005 09:20

Rohan....It is not a good idea to talk about your mother and your dick in the same thread......Off to buy some cucumbers and carrots.

rohan_pwln 25th November 2005 13:03

ztv... It is not at all a good idea to show that you are one 'HELL OF A PERVERT' in a decent forums like winamp.com's...

ztv 25th November 2005 14:00

OK...I've been caught out.


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