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use4d 26th January 2006 20:04

How to use The 4th Dimension to find your soulmate IN ONE DAY!
 
This is "out of this world!" - why? It really works! (You'll THANK me)

Uses of The 4th Dimension


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Since I discovered The 4th Dimension, one of the conclusions
I have reached is, The 4th Dimension is an infinite access to The Truth.
Throughout this website, I use the term "I wish" - it is really a way
to voice a person's desire - and from the work I have done - it really works.

From the saying: "Ask and you shall receive", I have understood that any
human being can make an infinity of "wishes" and receive The Truth
(the correct answer) to every question they may have, in the form of a dream
- that same night.

A person is not limited to the proverbial "3 wishes".


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Use The 4th Dimension to find your soulmate

This is very easy to do - all you need to know is
The Truth of WHO your soulmate is.

The technique is called by MetaPhysicists:
"Programming your sleep"

To find your soulmate, do the following:


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Say this out loud before you go to sleep:
"I WISH TO KNOW THE TRUTH:
WHO IS MY SOULMATE?"


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Go to sleep and you will get The Truth
in the form of a dream that night.

Once you find out The Truth, why waste anymore time?
When you wake up, go find "him" or "her" and be happy.


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What if your soulmate is in another country or far away?

No Problem....Use The 4th Dimension to make contact..
that is, use it "like a telephone" or "a chat room".

Here's how...

Once you find out WHO your soulmate is, contact
his/her mind via The 4th Dimension in this way:


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Say this out loud before you go to sleep:
"I WISH TO MEET MY SOULMATE."


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Go to sleep and you will meet THE MIND of your
soulmate THAT NIGHT in the form of a dream.

What does this mean?

It means you are ACTUALLY SPEAKING MIND - TO - MIND
with your soulmate, so when you wake up in the morning
(that is, your minds re-enter your physical bodies)
you remember your meeting - it really took place!

Keep meeting in this way until you can meet in the physical world.


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Tell at least two of your friends of this secret wisdom.



- Sweet Dreams
==

A Public Service Message from The Author of "Ueber Alles"

http://www.Idrinktoomuchurine.com/ap...cemessage.html

SSJ4 Gogitta 26th January 2006 20:06

The 4th dimension is time.

This thread shall be ridiculed, then locked.

dlichterman 26th January 2006 20:43

Ridicule, ridicule, now lock

mysterious_w 26th January 2006 20:45

tl; dr

CaboWaboAddict 26th January 2006 20:50

Re: How to use The 4th Dimension to find your soulmate IN ONE DAY!
 
Quote:

Originally posted by use4d
...
Tell at least two of your friends of this secret wisdom or else your soulmate will banish you to the bin forever!



- Sweet Dreams


Fixed!

ElChevelle 26th January 2006 21:00

I fixed the web link, it's up to you mere mortals to ridicule it into the bin.

Jay 26th January 2006 21:40

Only a delusional person would believe this nonsense.

CraigF 26th January 2006 21:49

hootie hoo

randman 26th January 2006 21:53

I'm holding out for version 5D. This one seems a little buggy.

rockouthippie 26th January 2006 21:55

I dunno, I married a gal from the 4th dimension. Didn't work out so hot :D

Head spun around, always throwing up pea soup.....satanic chanting Nah....

I think just regular old 3D would be a better choice.

SSJ4 Gogitta 26th January 2006 22:28

Meh, it takes light 1 nanosecond to travel 11.8 inches. Assuming a girl is 15 inches thick at the waist, she has a thickness of 1.271 light nanoseconds. She's 4D, but not by a whole lot.

c2R 26th January 2006 22:30

Sounds like a big pile of wank to me..... (o;

SSJ4 Gogitta 26th January 2006 22:48

1 lightyear = 5,878,499,563,000 miles (5.878 trillion)

1 mile = 5280 feet
5280 feet = 63360 inches

1 Tropial year = 365.2421874 days = 31,556,925 seconds

5.878 trillion miles in 31,556,925 seconds is 186,282.394846773 mi/s. This is the speed of light (C).

186,282.394846773 mi/s = 983,571,044.79096144 ft/s = 11,802,852,537.49153728 in/s.

1 nanosecod = 0.000,000,001 second

C = 11,802,852,680.256 in/s times 0.000,000,001 second = 11.8 in/ns.

C = 11.8 inches per nanosecond.


Yay, I just did something really geeky.

ElChevelle 26th January 2006 22:52

Quote:

Originally posted by randman
I'm holding out for version 5D. This one seems a little buggy.
Hey ya old fart, remember this 5th Dimension?

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B0...CLZZZZZZZ_.jpg

rockouthippie 26th January 2006 23:21

Diana Ross, now theres a gal that's from another dimension. This alternate dimension stuff is sounding worst all the time.

http://zazbot.com/jolene.jpg

How about Jolene Blalock, she's from space and has nice dimensions?.

:)

S-uper_T-oast 27th January 2006 05:36

4D is the way to be

skryingbreath 27th January 2006 06:15

Quote:

Originally posted by ElChevelle
I fixed the web link, it's up to you mere mortals to ridicule it into the bin.
Pictar time!
http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y44...s/b936467c.gif
http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y44...bles/95512.jpg
http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y44.../mcchicken.jpg
http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y44...s/8bf82191.jpg
http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y44...scarysanta.jpg
OWNED.

Count the number of ways to get binned in WA forums

1. Post dumbass 4th dimension threads

dlichterman 27th January 2006 07:02

2. Pr0n

c2R 27th January 2006 07:03

Quote:

Originally posted by dlichterman
2. Pr0n
3. iPod pyramid scheme

Bilbo Baggins 27th January 2006 10:55

4. Call CraigF a monkey

CraigF 27th January 2006 11:02

http://web.syr.edu/~cjbryzgo/monkey%20smile.jpg

Bilbo Baggins 27th January 2006 11:16

What the fuck are they putting in PG Tips these days? Mine never tastes that good.

tuckerm 27th January 2006 12:16

//waits for it to be binned so tuckerm can post an oblagtory "rofls:blah:"

ASD5A 27th January 2006 12:56

//uses the opportunity

rofls :blah:








bwahahahaahahahahaha!
and now binnit!
:bin: :bin:

webthing 27th January 2006 13:03

:winamp: :winamp: :winamp: :winamp: Breaking News :winamp: :winamp: :winamp: :winamp:

Scientists predicts other dimensions will be discovered soon.


IRVINE, Calif., Jan. 26, 2006
5:46:00 PM (UPI)

Northeastern University and University of California scientists say they might soon have evidence of extra dimensions and other exotic predictions.

Early results from a neutrino detector at the South Pole called AMANDA suggest ghostlike particles from space could serve as probes to a world beyond our familiar three dimensions, the research team says. The evidence, they say, would come from how neutrinos interact with other forms of matter on Earth.

No more than a dozen high-energy neutrinos have been detected so far. However, the current detection rate and energy range indicate AMANDA's larger successor, called IceCube, now under construction, could provide the first evidence for string theory and other theories that attempt to build upon our current understanding of the universe.

An article describing this work appears in the current issue of Physical Review Letters.



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http://img493.imageshack.us/img493/3527/1eye24na.gif http://img493.imageshack.us/img493/3527/1eye24na.gif

:confused:


http://www.upi.com

http://prl.aps.org/

http://icecube.berkeley.edu/

http://amanda.uci.edu/

rockouthippie 27th January 2006 13:37

OK, so I figured I'd give this a try, I mean I haven't had a date in a couple months. Nobody I've met lately was very interesting. So what the heck right?.

http://webranger.net/old.jpg

Must have done something wrong.

:eek:

webthing 27th January 2006 14:06

http://www.funnypop.com/images/cartoon1239.JPG

:blah:

LuigiHann 27th January 2006 14:49

How to use The 4th Dimension to find your soulmate IN ONE DAY!
1. Take as much time as you need to build a time machine (4-dimentional obviously)
2. Take as much time as you need to find your soul mate
3. Use the time machine to send her back... to TODAY!

rockouthippie 27th January 2006 15:19

Could I send her back to 15 years ago?.

LuigiHann 27th January 2006 16:09

Quote:

Originally posted by rockouthippie
Could I send her back to 15 years ago?.
I guess that depends on the time machine. Some of the more likely ones rely on the presense of the machine itself, so you couldn't send her to any time before the machine exists, because she would need the machine to be there as a portal. Also, I think the type of machine they use in the Terminator movies has some kind of limit to how far you can send someone back, otherwise why do they keep sending more powerful Terminators back later, when they could just send them back earlier? But if your machine is without such limits then go for it.

skryingbreath 27th January 2006 19:12

This is turning into a serious discussion! It will never get binned!

6,ºüb inthebandskate6,ºüb6,ºübuhh,...6,ºüb...bin the thread6,ºüb please6,ºüb chev6,ºüb

:blah:

SSJ4 Gogitta 27th January 2006 19:14

I see my effort went to waste just fine! :D

xzxzzx 27th January 2006 19:28

Quote:

Originally posted by skryingbreath
This is turning into a serious discussion! It will never get binned!

6,ºüb inthebandskate6,ºüb6,ºübuhh,...6,ºüb...bin the thread6,ºüb please6,ºüb chev6,ºüb

:blah:

What are those characters supposed to be?

skryingbreath 27th January 2006 19:39

Read
Read again

You will know if you post in the RB more :D

randman 27th January 2006 20:54

Quote:

Originally posted by ElChevelle
Hey ya old fart, remember this 5th Dimension?

[Image]

"It is the dawning of the Age of Aquarius..."

Sadly, yes. :p

rockouthippie 27th January 2006 21:50

Quote:

Originally posted by LuigiHann
I guess that depends on the time machine. Some of the more likely ones rely on the presense of the machine itself, so you couldn't send her to any time before the machine exists, because she would need the machine to be there as a portal. Also, I think the type of machine they use in the Terminator movies has some kind of limit to how far you can send someone back, otherwise why do they keep sending more powerful Terminators back later, when they could just send them back earlier? But if your machine is without such limits then go for it.
But didn't they send the terminator back before the terminator time machine existed to perform a retroactive abortion on the guy that destroyed skynet, so that the guy could go back in time and kill the guy that invented the intelligent microchip that created the supercomputer that invented the terminator.

So in theory, I could send the woman of my dreams to meet me in Grumans Chinese Theater in 1981 and pick her up instead of my ex wife, who later turned into a titanium plated flame eyed fembot bent on the destruction of the planet and live happily ever after.

Theoretically?.

LuigiHann 27th January 2006 21:58

Yep.

rockouthippie 28th January 2006 02:05

Anybody got Steven Hawkings phone number?.

ElChevelle 28th January 2006 13:05

Another dimension exists inside the sphincter of Goatse!

Unfortunately it's massiveness keeps falling out:igor:

JaVS_v2.5 28th January 2006 15:25

Quote:

Say this out loud before you go to sleep:
"I WISH TO KNOW THE TRUTH:
WHO IS MY SOULMATE?"

Frenzy!!!


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