Upgrades?
 

[color=dark-blue]Dear Technical Support

18 months ago, I upgraded to GirlFriend 1.0 from DrinkingMates 4.2,
which I had used for years without any trouble. However, there are apparently
conflicts between these two products and the only solution was to try
and run GirlFriend 1.0 with the sound turned off.

To make matters worse, GirlFriend 1.0 is incompatible with several
other applications, such as LadsNightOut 3.1, Football 4.5, and Playboy 6.9.

Successive versions of GirlFriend proved no better.

I tried a shareware program, Slapper 2.1, but it had many bugs and left
a virus in my system, forcing me to shut down completely for several
weeks.

Eventually, I tried to run GirlFriend 1.2 and Girlfriend 1.0 at the
same time, only to discover that when these two systems detected each other,
they caused severe damage to my hardware.

I eventually upgraded to Fiancee 1.0, only to discover that this
product soon had to be upgraded further to Wife 1.0.

While Wife 1.0 tends to use up all my available resources, it does come
bundled with *******Plus and Cleanhouse2003.

Shortly after this upgrade, however, I found that Wife 1.0 could be
very unstable and costly to run. Any mistakes I made were automatically
stored in Wife 1.0's memory and could not be deleted. They then resurfaced months
later when I had forgotten about them.

Wife 1.0 also has an automatic Diary, Explorer and E-mail Filter, and
can, without warning, launch TurboStrop and Whinge. These latter products
have no Help files, and I have to try to guess what the problem is.

Additional problems are that Wife 1.0 needs updating regularly,
requiring ShoeShop Browser for new attachments and Hairstyle Express which needs
to be reinstalled every other week. Wife 1.0 also spawns unwelcome child
processes that drain my resources. These conflict with some of the new games I
wanted to try out, warning me that they are an illegal operation.

Also, when Wife 1.0 attaches itself to my Audi TT hard drive, it often
crashes. Wife 1.0 also comes with an irritating pop-up called MotherInLaw,
which can't be turned off.

Recently I've been tempted to install Mistress 2003, but there could be
problems. A friend of mine has alerted me to the fact that if Wife 1.0
detects Mistress 2003, it tends to delete all of your Money before
uninstalling itself.

Any ideas?[/color] :D

Install Lawyer 5.1, then run the sub-application Divorce 3.0

For me this procedure successfully removed both Wife 1.0 and Wife 2.0

One day I might install Wife 3.0, but only after I'm sure it's stable. To be sure beforehand, I'll run Letslivetogetherforacoupleofyearsfirst 7.1.3

Before upgrading from fiance 1.0 to wife 1.0, install and run prenup 1.5. If fiance 1.0 has problems upgrading to wife 1.0 after you run prenup, dump fiance 1.0, and wait for girlfriend 2.0 to come out. If and when you upgrade girlfriend 2.0 to the latest version of fiance, re-install prenup 1.5 (or its latest version). If similar problems occur, dump girlfriend 2.0. However, if no errors occur, and the latest version of fiance runs fine with prenup, the upgrade of fiance to wife 2.0 should be fine.

If all else fails, you can always resort to buying Gun 9.5 and Shovel 12.0

Be warned that these apps are illegal, and can be quite messy, so use extreme caution when running them.

:p

Is Bimbo 1.0 available on torrents yet?:confused:

Yeah, but no one is seeding her. It's just a bunch of leeches. :blah:

But no worries.....Prostitute 2.5 gets seeded all the time.

:blah:

I guess I'll have to make do with Masturbation 10.7 since my Oral 6.9 seems to be outdated.

If you can't afford Prostitute 2.5, then there's always the free version of Whore 3.1.

There's no need to sit there and let Masturbation clog up your registry entries and adhere to your print queue. Either of the two apps above can clean that right up! Each has its risks, though. Prostitute can load the malicious GuidoPimp spyware (which often claims to just be an "active agent"). And Whore, being freeware, is generally frought with bugs and viruses.

The best part of Masturbation is that it's easier to run in stealth mode than the other two. You can actually run it in the background while your sitting in places like a public library or movie theater, and never be discovered. Prostitute and Whore tend to take up more space, and are a bit more noisy as well. I've run Masturbation silently in my car at traffic lights, even. And in the middle of lectures back in college as well.

;)

Do I even want to know what you do with the buffer overflows in the last two situations when you ran Masturbation in silent mode?

You get a GPF in windows and then you need to go reboot the system

Dude, you make me laugh!
And before you give me the Pesci, not like a clown:p