What the funniest/oddest/freaky/wierd request (delete where appropriate) fan mail you've ever had to any skins you've created?

I get some real odd ones, and was wondering if everyone else gets them to LOL
Start the ball rolling with this one....

"a usual readme hei would mind making some very sexy skins of sexy women who
can keep my monitor
full of entertainment and tell me more about your self"

Anyone else get that kind of thing LOL

Back to the day job http://forums.winamp.com/ubb/smile.gif

How bout this one? is this guy pathetic or what?

He's pathetic and he can't spell http://forums.winamp.com/ubb/biggrin.gif
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well hi there by the way i'm collide. Your winamp is beautiful. May i know how did you made it? i'm curious about making a winamp. if you won't mind, can i ask you a some questions:
1. whats your name
2. age
3. country
4. gender
I want to have friends on the net so i ask you those questions. by the way im collide. 16 years old and i'm from the philippines. that's all and i hope you will reply to this message. goodbye.
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I want a helmet. I want a cheese helmet. A helmet full of cheese.
I wanna pop it onto my head and just eat all day.

[This message has been edited by ampburner (edited October 31, 2000).]