Flight Attendant
 

My flight was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant, who seemed to put everyone in a good mood as he served us food and drinks.

As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle and told us that "Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that he'll be landing the big scary plane shortly, so lovely people, if you could just put your trays up, that would be super."

On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed this well-dressed and rather Arabic looking woman hadn't moved a muscle. "Perhaps you didn't hear me over those big brute engines, but I asked you to raise your trazy-poo, so the main man can pitty-pat us on the ground."

She calmly turned her head and said, "In my country, I am called a Princess and I take orders from no one."

To which the flight attendant replied, without missing a beat, "Well, sweet-cheeks, in my country I'm called a Queen, so I outrank you. Tray-up, Bitch."

what the hell. he better get fired.

lol

I've heard a different version of that joke but basically the same punch line.

Had this happened in real life I would have applauded him for doing his job of making her abide by flight rules.

I'd like to see an "arabic looking woman" open her mouth on a plane in this day and age. Chances are she'd be duct-taped to her seat and the plane would be landing at the nearest airport. :)

Depresingly true... ..but I'ed SO love to have seen that happen in real life.

:blah:
On the ground, you jihad bitch!

:igor:

sorry about that, i was half asleep when i wrote that.
/makes a note saying 'bed before 12:30 am, OR ELSE'

LOL

And in response to alex_gamer....looks like YOU had an ID10T error

Good one, d0rk. :D:up:

:blah:

*actually lolled*

:blah: That was a good one.