Post your paranormal experience!
 

My very first "paranormal" experience was in 1996. I was sad that I broke up with a girlfriend, so I turned my lights out, and popped on some headphones and tried to zone out.

I fell asleep, only to awaken in my old neighborhood, traveling down the street very fast. I was confused that I didn't see my headlights. Then I turned a corner and it just felt like a wonderful calm early morning (3am appx). The air was still, and it was so quiet and peaceful. Then I though, I can't be wandering around out here, I have to get up early this morning, so I shot straight up and started flying towards the highway, and I saw all the houses below with their porch lights, and then I realized, "OMG I am out of my body". I was thrilled and excited then it all became blurry, and I snapped back into my body.

My body felt like solid stone, frozen in one position. Only after a few years passed, a friend of mime encouraged me to attempt to have more. And thanks to her advice, I did, and ended up being successful.

So I hope the trolls don't scare off others from posting their experiences. I don't speak about this in public, but on the internet I don't mind. I think everyone should know there is no death, and nothing to be afraid of!

Flying Dreams

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T.V. = 7.5

But it needs more.

Mine was around the early nineties. I'd just got out of school, and was feeling kind of good. This experience flipped my life, turned upside down. I went to play some B-ball and these kids who were up to no good started making trouble in my neighborhood. I got in one little fight and my mom god scared and said, "You're moving with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air." I begged and pleaded with her the other day But she packed my suitcase and sent me on my way. She gave me a kissin and she gave me my ticketI put my walkman on and said I might aswell kick it. First class, yo this is bad, drinking orange juice out of a champagne glass. Is this what the people of bel-air livin like, hmm this might be alright! I whistled for a cab and when it came near the licensplate said fresh and had a dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cab was rare. But I thought naw forget it, yo homes to Bel-Air! I pulled up to a house about seven or eight, And I yelled to the cabby "yo, homes smell you later!" Looked at my kingdom I was finally there, to settle my throne as the prince of Bel-Air

<insert rofls>

lol^371

Thanks to Skry, the T.V. is up by half-a-point, to 8.0.

:)

I saw something spooky floating in my toilet.

ive only had one weird thing, maybe.

i was too anxious to sleep, as usual. at about 3 am, whilst i linger on the winamp forums most likely, my monitor flickered as if i had hit degauss, my speakers rang out with some feedback, and i heard very quick shuffling in the next room. the shuffling was as if someone was walking hurriedly on the carpet without lifting their feet. it all happend together at once. it didnt scare me one bit, which was a might disappointing i must say. usually when you consider if something of that nature to happen to you, you'd like it to be monumental. my reaction leaned more in the direction of "meh" than anything else.

ive heard some voices or something at least one other time, some sighs or something. perhaps because everything here is in flux, as my place of residence shall soon change.

for i while there i would wake up all the time feeling like i was comming away from my edges. it scares the crap out of me. it puts the fear of dying in a small seat too close to yours, with no arm rest between you. and it smells, and it wont shut up, and it wants you to look at pictures of its kids, and the room is awkwardly tiny, and it starts asking you personal questions. ...ok ive gone off mine, ill stop now.

There was this dead guy dressed up in a bunny suit sitting in the movie theater with my girlfriend and me, showing me how to time travel.

The same guy saved me from being hit by a airplane-engine.

http://www.fishkite.com/images/2006/jan/donniedarko.jpg

-"why are you wearing that stupid bunny suite?"
»"why are you wearing that stupid man suite?"

Thats all??? Everybody has seen the dead guy in the bunny suit.

The man is wearing a set of bunnies? :weird:

How do you wear a "set of bunnies"? Sew them together?

I'm over 50 and I "levitated" my penis.

Re: Post your paranormal experience!
 

http://www.spikesandcleats.com/images/cliff_jump.jpg
Prove it.

http://img154.imageshack.us/img154/7453/godvy0.gif

paranormal eh? :confused:

that's a cool chair.

I was "transported" to a strange land, where everyone was very small and wore green. They said shit like "Faith and Begorra" and then spoke in a kinda beeping language. The only thing these "gremlin like" creatures enjoyed was climbing over little mounds...


I was later rescued by something called a Mod!:cool:

Someone needs to unplug World of Warcraft:p

^:confused:
Uh...er... ummm...Sure, ok!



* Folks, I've never "gamed" in my life...cuz I suck at that suff! No! really! :D

Oh my gosh, what have I done! :o

You started a thread!:weird:

better not, i dont want millions of sick souls released into the internet, or even worse into the real world.

Shared delusions?