What was the woRsT thing u eveR aTe?
 

I took one or two bites out of a moon pie as a kid, only to have black ants flowwwww out of it like people out of a burning building.

The worst thing I almost ate... I poured out a bowl of Count Chocula, which had maggots dancing around in it... :P

Can't really think of any one particular instance off the top of my head right now...

But I do hate brussel sprouts, mustard, and sauerkraut with a passion.

A fresh salad...

Somebody fix the title before I have an aneurysm.

/Oh, and sour milk at a friend's house. Ended up chucking all over the street. I'm cautious about what I put in my mouth. (In before penis joke.)

Elephant pussy.

Oh, you've met my ex wife then randman?

quite tempting considering your avatar (not to mention that other one you had)....

BUT, i won't. [/OFFTOPIC]

hmmm... nasty things to eat.... can't say i've ever eaten a non candy cow pie (they're pretty good too, the candy ones)..... MmMmMmMmMmMmMmMmM....

chocolate cow-tails....

oh yes now, where was i?
oh yea, crappy food.... let's see anything with :
1. brussels
2. mushrooms (but i have eaten a few that were pretty fun)
3. asparagus
4. anything vegetarian

Crack an egg into a frying pan sometime to find a nearly fully developed chick fall out:igor:

/didn't eat it.

what if we paid you a few thou? :D

My friend had the same thing happen to her. She was mixing a cake and cracked an egg into the bowl that already had the flour, vanilla, etc. already in it. She freaked out and threw away the bowl and all. :confused:

Worst thing I ate was a burger at McDonalds that had pubic hair in it. :mad:

There is this burger joint in Miami called Gabes, has the best fries ever. In highschool, my friend got a pubic hair in his large fries, I told him the big girl behind the counter must have really liked him.

(My fries were hair free).

French Melons

I was nearly ill after only one spoonfull

Sprouts, worst things ever, that moon pie story is pretty gross too

I found a cockroach in my ex-girlfriend's vagina once.
He ate more than I did.

.. the cheap microwave chicken dinner thing I ate for lunch today :hang:

pretty bad

Back in elementry school you could tell what day of the week it was by the food they served in the cafeteria. Most of it was tolerable, but on Thursdays they served turnip greens. :eek: Totally disgusting, even had little jars of vinegar set out to pour on that foul smelling pile of green sludge. And if you're wondering, no, you could not tell the cafeteria lady not to put them on your plate. Walk through the line, dish up your plate, keep moving.

Week after week I mangaged to avoid eating a single bite. However, my teacher used Thursdays as eat with her students day. We sat at tables of four and she was slowly working her way through the class. I had been trying to figure out what week she would get to my table, so I be sick that Thursday. But if she had a pattern it was beyond me. Every Thursday a moment of pure dread before she selected the table of the week.

Finally the week arrived when she parked herself at my table. My mind raced, trying to think of anything to get out of the loving glare ole Miss Henderson would soon be directing my way. Nothing! I was trapped and doomed. I carefully picked my around the slimmy green pile hoping she
wouldn't notice. Just five more minutes, maybe she wouldn't say anything, but the mound on my plate was becoming more and more noticable. Finally the words I had dreaded.
"Aren't you going to eat your greens?"
"Nooo, I don't eat those things."
"Well, I want you to at least try a bite."

That was it, backed into a corner, I nodded a weak
"Yes mam"
and shoved a fork full into my mouth. My plan was to quickly wash it down with the milk I had saved. I chewed as little as possible then turned up the milk carton. Now with a mouth full of milk mixed with that nasty green slime I began to swallow and that's when the gag reflex hit. It was sudden and explosive. Sprayed the whole table including dear ole Miss Henderson.
Ooops!
Luckily, she handled it quite well.
After the initial shock, my classmates thought it was funny.

Miss Henderson never sat with us at lunch again and never a turnip green has graced my plate since.

The caps lock key, by the looks of it...

I've eaten everything at some stage - dog, cat, rat, cockroackes, various insects, um..... bulls testicles... I could go on...