Last Night Was so Awesome
 

i got some booty :D :D :D :D :D

What was his name?

her name was sarah. :p :p :p


p.s. your old boots were better

Yours are still irritating what ya gonna do?:)

:p

but yea noone came last night though, we couldn't really maintain a good rhythm (probably cuz it was me first time) for long, but, oh well... she'll be here in about 2 hours for round 2.

I'm sure she'll be pleased you are sharing the details of your grubby fumbles with a bunch of internet wierdos, very noble of you ...

haha, she doesn't even know this page exists, hell she may not even know what winamp is :)

TTIUWP!

dream on phily....

Video, we need video!

If she turns out out to be a WiMP or even worse Real fan, you'll get laughed out of these forums by default you know.

I know dudes who go by sarah.

Maybe girls aren't your cup of tea.

That gets an Amen! TDM, what are you thinking?:weird:

I can still remember my first time.

Mostly because it was in a closet at a Hotel, but we can gloss over the details.

pictures or it didn't happen

Re: Last Night Was so Awesome
 

Were you awake when it happened? :p

Aren't you like 23?

Oh snap. Thats cold.

Oh. My. Goodness.

Don't you know any real people to boast about this to? Do you plan on printing out this thread and giving it to her to show your maturity?

What do you plan on doing when I track you down and give her a printout?

boo·ty /ˈbuti/
Pronunciation[boo-tee]

1. spoil taken from an enemy in war; plunder; pillage.
2. something that is seized by violence and robbery.
3. any prize or gain.

Arrrrrrr matey!

Plus, you get no credit if:

A. She's a man
B. You paid for it
C. She's a whale

D. GHB was involved

Unless your Gay/Bi and have kinky taste.

Booty?

^ Ok! I threw up!:D

My work here is done.

I'm assuming sex was involved.

(Not all of this thread is resolving for me.)


If so, why talk about sex on the internet?

;)

I'm thinking it was more his right hand and a jar of peanut butter myself.

oh no, there was plenty of sex, i didn't pay for it and one girl got fucked by everyone except one dude, neither of them were males as far as i could feel, and one was actually quite skinny and very hot.

as for why i'm sharing it here, i dunno, why not? she'll never see this, 0 chance, i know for a fact, she's not a computer nerd and all she uses mine for is checking her myspace and music, plus i'm 25 and was still a virgin, but as of yesterday, i've bagged one decent looking big girl, and one hot as hell skinny girl, unfortunately the skinny girl was getting passed around more than the pot, but i really doubted it'd go anywhere anyway and while i do want it to, it's not up to me, and doesn't look like she will end up with me...
she was supposed to be sleeping in my bed tonight (the hot one) but we think my roommate got her pregnant, so she's going to have to go home and take her morning after pill, everyone was really drunk, and some were stoned on pot.

all in all a night chock full of debauchery and other sexual goodness.

i made sure there are no regrets for any of the women or men involved also.

[EDIT] i was able to make the skinny girl cum too. [/EDIT]

Well...Thanks for sharin':rolleyes:

[...]

So basically, last night you had sex with two girls at a party, who were fucking every other dude there.

Enjoy your AIDS.

Sounds like grandma and grandpa would be proud.
















:rolleyes:

You are one sad moron:down: :down: :down: :down: :down:

A short recap for those just tuning in:
 

"When was your first time?"
"Oh, there was a couple chicks being passed around the room and I sneaked in and got some when nobody was looking and then bragged about it on an internets forum."
"Wow...I've got to say, you're pretty pathetic."
"ITS NOT LIKE SHE CAN SEE ANY OF THIS LOL SHE DOESNT EVEN HAEV A COMPUTERS."

I'd have more respect for you had you paid an old man in an alley somewhere.

@tdm: ...

thats just fuckin sad.
as mysterious_w said: "Enjoy your AIDS"

It's quite sad that guys these days try so hard to get laid just so they can brag about it on the internet when they finally do. :down::hang:

That's why I gave up sex ;).