On the Effectiveness of Aluminium Foil Helmets
 

On the Effectiveness of Aluminium Foil Helmets:
An Empirical Study


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study from

http://people.csail.mit.edu/rahimi/helmet/

OH NOES the paranoids have led us into a trap that actually magnifies some of our signals!!!

Bah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

http://www.moonbattery.com/archives/...infoil_hat.jpg

edit:

And whoever conducted that study, clearly does not undewrstand this:

http://www.illuminatiarchives.org/wp...wafdbworks.png

....... what ever the hell THAT is supposed to prove.

:weird:

Personally, I believe in the new and improved lime hat....

http://img98.imageshack.us/img98/9923/1141449ug.jpg

^You both need ta' go lie down!:weird: *snicker*
And here :p

WTF is "aluminium?" Is it similar to aluminum?

:p

That's what brit's call aluminum. It comes from saying aluminum when you have a tight ass.

But what about tin foil?

Seize the moment, as I always say:p

http://i204.photobucket.com/albums/b...infoil_hat.jpg

Both???? But there is only one of me, with many voices. Hummmmm...

Anyway, we'll see how funny you think it is when THEY come and take you.

Until then, I am protecting myself with pumpkins, starting with my computer!

http://www.craphound.com/images/pumpkinpcsssdf.jpg

Heh, lay down. There's no time for that....

:igor:

I meant you and MonKeyRum, but after seeing your "Pumkin Guard"( I forgot how to make the trade mark thingy) I just mean you !:p

Can't sleep... pumpkin will EAT ME.

Also, he is sticking his tongue out at me, which, to be honest, I find quite rude.

It's a British English word (AL-you-MEN-ee-um) that means "aluminum" (a-LOO-men-um) in Normal English.

:p


(j/k - <3 my English friends here)

Doh! Buuuuuuuuuuurn. :eek:

;)

Oh, but what if that's what the government wants you to think? What if they planned this "proof" to try and pursuade you to take your little aluminium "tin foil" hat off so that they can finally take control of your mind?

I think they should start pronouncing it a-LOO-min-YUM!

Because really... have you ever TRIED chewing on foil? *cringes*

Aluminum helmets? Only Soviets say helmet. It's a trap!

Aluminium is so last season.

UJ

^Prrrrrrrrrrrr :cool:

My aluminum thong rubs me the wrong way.

exchange it for the percolating version.

It makes a huge difference, especially with all the heat buildup!

Anyone who would think the US government has the capability to organize and execute any well-protected "conspiracy" has never worked for the government, and seen (1) how frikkin' disorganized they really are, and (2) how impossible it is for them to be able to keep ANY secret, especially one as large-scale as this one would be. Even their most secretive intelligence agencies leak like sieves.

It's very difficult for two human beings to keep a secret from a third. It's practically impossible for hundreds to keep a secret from millions. Conspiracy theorists, face reality.

^ AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

very clever. :eek:

who is 'us'????

No... cmon .... George Bush is some criminal mastermind lol!

NUKULAR!

DICK DON'T SHOOT!

That's very funny, but it won't be when you get in the 5th grade. Then people will just think you're a dumbass.

Yeah, say that to someone with power over you. :p


@fc*uk: "Us" is.......well, if I tell you, then you have to become one of "us". We'll come and pick you up. Just stay where you are now, and relax. Everything will be okay soon.

Whew!!!

You can locate me through my cell's gps :eek:

I have removed the mini pumpkin that is protecting the gps antenna.... ;)

Actually it's easier for us to track the transceiver chip we install into everyone at birth. You're tracking ID is 4841390223. We have a lock.

wahoo!!!!

I'm getting rescued. Neener neener!!!

Are those chips something like an ultra cool RFID???

Yes, measured in exahertz.

So once you're with "us", we'll be training you to.....um...do things to people. Can't explain here, because most of the people here will be your subjects. You'll get a training brochure aboard the silent helicopter to get you started. You're not squeamish are you?

oh no, not at all. Can't wait!

That silent helicopter sounds neato!!!!!!!!!!!!

I think you'll like being with "us". They tell "us" to like being with them. So "we" all like it. "We" have to like it. When anyone stops liking it they are given to the overlords for "experimentation" and never seen again. So "we" all like it. "We" want more of it. Sometimes "we" get more of it and "we" are thankful. The overlords are very good to "us". But "we" have to help them by giving people to them. That's why "we" need you. "We" need you to bring more people which "we" can give to them. If anyone resists.....well, "we" will give you some tools that will help you convince them that it's OK to join "us". It is all OK. "We" are OK. Everything is OK. The overlords are good. The overlords are good. The overlords are good. The overlords are good. The overlords are good. The overlords are good. The overlords are good. The overlords are good. The overlords are good. The overlords are good. The overlords are good. The overlords are good. The overlords are good. The overlords are good. The overlords are good. Ommmmm ra shiba horus dinas po rin a gera. Pum jin oga muta. Pum jin oga muta.

Barkeep! I'll have what he's drinkin'!:D

aaaaaaah they are behind me! aaaaaaaaaaaaah! You won't get me!