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O. P. 29th August 2007 19:35

Men Loving Lesbians - What's The Psychology?
 
For the past twenty years, hetero men have been publicly shouting praises for lesbians and anal sex, but are continuing to lambaste gay men for "buggery" and just being gay.

It seems that most str8 men actually believe what they see in porn flicks: two beautiful women making love and then inviting a heterosexual male to share their bed! It's just a fantasy, men, lesbians in real-life don't want anything to do with men. Plus, most gay women do not look like those "lesbians" in x-rated films. Those are paid performers and are not gay. It's a fantasy that has grabbed hetero men, hook, line and sinker.

Lesbians, for the most part hate men. They do everything within their power not to attract the male sex. They chop off their hair, do not wear make-up, gain weight, wear pants and the most drab clothing they can find. Some of them are what would be called "lipstick lesbians," who, for professional reasons, wear traditional female garb and make-up, but they spend a great deal of time rebuking unwanted attention from predatory males.

And, what's with this maniacal interest in anal sex? Gay men have been condemned for this practice for centuries by heterosexuals, now, it's the most desired sex act in str8 mens' lives. What's the psychology?

gaekwad2 29th August 2007 19:47

Ever heard a woman get described as "easy"?
Now, who's harder to get (yet sexually active) than a lesbian?

Also, chatspeak rectally violates language.

Bilbo Baggins 29th August 2007 21:36

Girl girl is hot.

O. P. 29th August 2007 21:59

Quote:

Originally posted by Bilbo Baggins
Girl girl is hot.
I wonder how "hot" you'd think it was if the "girl/girls" were two real lesbians, who looked like Rosie O'Donnell and k d. lang? What you are fantasizing about are the "lesbians" in porn flicks. Better still, call them "actresses."

tuckerm 29th August 2007 22:41

Alright...I'm betting $50 on this guy getting banned before Sept 5th.

ElChevelle 29th August 2007 22:42

How does this fit into the bitchlist?
Like a double wide cock in a virgin sphincter?

ElChevelle 29th August 2007 22:45

Quote:

Originally posted by tuckerm
Alright...I'm betting $50 on this guy getting banned before Sept 5th.
You win.

tuckerm 29th August 2007 22:53

Schweet...too bad no one bet against me :(

skryingbreath 30th August 2007 05:33

I do every day.

Bilbo Baggins 30th August 2007 21:47

You banned it before I could finish trolling all its replies :(

LuigiHann 30th August 2007 21:51

Yes, the lesbians in porn films aren't real lesbians. So what? The nurses in porn films aren't real nurses, either.

gaekwad2 30th August 2007 22:11

I think that's why it's called acting.

(Don't tell anyone, but I heard Christopher Reeve couldn't really fly.)

skryingbreath 30th August 2007 22:15

he could never really walk either.

gaekwad2 30th August 2007 22:25

?

skryingbreath 30th August 2007 23:13

nevermind

MidnightViper88 31st August 2007 03:33

Quote:

Originally posted by skryingbreath
he could never really walk either.
You really shouldn't make fun of people who can't stand up for themselves...

*shoots himself*

Bilbo Baggins 1st September 2007 00:45

Too soon? :p

xzxzzx 4th September 2007 15:54

Quote:

Originally posted by Bilbo Baggins
Girl girl is hot.
It's really no more complicated than this to me.

One hot girl is hot.

Two hot girls == twice as hot.

That's about it.

bobbintb 7th September 2007 02:04

ive never had any real interest in anal. just dont see why others would.

shakey_snake 7th September 2007 04:36

related thread:
http://forums.winamp.com/showthread....hreadid=274494

Twilightseer 12th September 2007 09:52

Quote:

Originally posted by LuigiHann
Yes, the lesbians in porn films aren't real lesbians. So what? The nurses in porn films aren't real nurses, either.
That's a very valid point.

How did OP end up banned? What did he/she post?

Funny thread btw.

ElChevelle 12th September 2007 11:48

The Dickless Van Dyke Show

Twilightseer 12th September 2007 13:14

Quote:

Originally posted by ElChevelle
The Dickless Van Dyke Show
Thanks. Too bad she lost her temper so soon; we could've had a lot of fun :p

ElChevelle 12th September 2007 23:55

I should have let her stay just so we could munch the carpet for awhile, so to speak.

tuckerm 14th September 2007 02:55

rofls:blah:

Twilightseer 14th September 2007 13:26

One thing has dawned on me. Her initial rant was about how men are obsessed with lesbians but it went to show her as being the lesbian obsessed with men.

That's called looping the loop :p

gaekwad2 14th September 2007 14:05

It's called paranoia.

LuigiHann 14th September 2007 15:22

Porn is all about fantasies that are either taboo or unlikely.

shakey_snake 14th September 2007 15:57

I think it's fairly obvious, but someone has to say it:

Men don't really like lesbians, that's a misnomer.
Men like bisexuals.

ElChevelle 14th September 2007 21:18

Quote:

Originally posted by shakey_snake
I think it's fairly obvious, but someone has to say it:

Men don't really like lesbians, that's a misnomer.
Men like bisexuals.

Bingo!

LuigiHann 14th September 2007 21:53

I don't think you need to go even that specific. Men like hot women.

Bilbo Baggins 15th September 2007 23:18

Especially when they do hot things to each other. :O

Twilightseer 4th October 2007 14:41

Quote:

Originally posted by O. P.
I wonder how "hot" you'd think it was if the "girl/girls" were two real lesbians, who looked like Rosie O'Donnell and k d. lang?
/me pukes.


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