Of course! It's a bubble jet, right? :D

LOLz0r. Go the mighty full-colour laser $10,000 beast. :)

I love being a DTPer's son.

$10000?

tell me you were stoned when you bought that ... that... thing

HeHeHe, a quick story of Hi$ Laser Printers
 

My ex-roommate worked at a print shop which decided to get the top o the line Kodak laser printer/copier. The service rep installed and started the monster, then issued a word of warning to the pressmen. "Do NOT attempt to copy cash!"

"No way, not a chance."

Next day, the rep was asked to come back and fix the day old copier. Upon his arrival at the printshop, the rep looked at the pressmen and said "I told you not to do it."

The beast locks up when it detects anything similar to paper currency. Yes, it's THAT good.

Back on topic...
 

I hate that my g/f is gone on a trip to Maine for a couple weeks to visit her dad... She left yesterday, and I miss her lots. :( She's not gonna get back until the 31st...

So what's a DTPer?

Re: HeHeHe, a quick story of Hi$ Laser Printers
 

creepy

you should sue, because they didn't tell you about that 'feature'

Funny as hell... :D

Winsane, DTPer = desktop publisher :)

Yeah. :) (my ISP had a spack)

I really don't like HP printers, simply because of it's paper-feeding... middle school, I had a Macintosh, loved it to bits (33MHz chip) and it came with a Deskwriter 550... 6-months in, the paper-feed ?$#@s up, and I would have to force the paper through by giving it a good push. Up through high school, I'd have to use HPs... in the yearbook program, they were still using 180MHz Power Macs and LCs, all printing out to a Laserjet 4L and Deskwriter 500. It's enough the computers take either a minute or half-an-hour to redraw a layout when zooming in/out, when it came time to print, I'd get paper jams aplenty. And being the only person left on staff who knows anything about a Mac or paper jams, I'd get pulled out of class, lunch, my Christmas vacation(?!?) to just make sure everything works. And now in college, there are two Laserjet 5MPs in the labs, but we have to feed in paper one at a time otherwise it would try and take in all the paper in there and blink that stupid amber light. I got an 820cse for my current use, had it for four years, and pray it doesn't ?$#@ up like all the others (knock on wood!) That was a lot... I should get a glass of water.

Even though I spent 2 years in the same plant that produced HP printers, I must say that IMO they are junk.
I use a Canon bubblejet that I think the world of, especially after buying a scanner cartridge which enabled me to scan and print, with exceptional quality, using the same piece of equipment.

Bleh. Canon... yucko! They're printer cartridges are too dinky. I gotta admit, they have better quality than HP's. Frankly, the only thing I like about HP is the front loading feed tray, so I can fit it anywhere, and the HUGE cartridges.

Scanner cartidges are pretty crappy, because you can only scan sheets. Plus, photos don't come out to well, because in my experience, phot paper bends in canon feed trays.

the one thing with HP's is that they look real nice.. they are designed to be a little bit bigger and as a result look a little "Sturdier"....

My epson 870... keeps on popping out breathtaking prints... the first thing i did with it was print out renoir's "THe luncheon of the boating party" ... it came out so damn beautiful that I framed it ;)

I can't believe this topic (what do you hate most) is still going on, how long has it been now? I guess that the topic is universal enough though that it could go one forever.

My Lexmark 1000 is a piece of shit.

Read all this stuff I hate.
 

#Backstabbers
#People who dis people who can kick their ass and run when they get whats comin.
#Followers- people who do stuff just because others do just to fit in.
#Fat losers who think they are cool.
#Old people who say rap is trash and it will fall apart in a few years.
#People who make shit up to spread rumors.
#Most people named Lindsay.
#People who make up their own words.
#Most Canadians.
#People who exaggerate stuff to make themselves sound cooler.
#Racists.
#Mexicans who dis people who look like Mexicans.
#The evil eye some girls give.
#Young teenagers who think they are cool because they smoke.
#Faggots who have nothing better to do than make shit up about me because they are losers with no life.
#People who steal my CDs and then just say "i dont know what you're talkin' about."
#People who act like they wanna fight every time you piss em' off and then dont stop until they finally get in a fight and get there ass kicked.
#My sister who has pms 24/7. I try to be nice and she bites my head off for no reason.
#Anerexix chicks.
#The Yankees.
#The Marlins.
#People who say stuff I like sucks.
#People who write LOL.
#People who I'm nice to because they are new, and they turn on me (When fags tell them shit about me) to try to be cool. Then everybody decides they're fags anyway. Then faggot backstabbers come crawling back to me trying to be friends. Then they go home and cry when i say hell no.
#People who hate something one second and then they decide they love it because its cool.
#Wannabes- losers who do anything to try to be cool.
#Shallow faggot semi racists- people who dis me and call me mexican because I have olive skin.
#A girl on my bus who attacks anyone who "swears".
#Chameloens- people who change there opinions or ways of life or whatever to improve other peoples opinions of them.
#Britney Spears music.
#Anyone who is a good enough at lying that they can stare you in the face and tell you something you know isnt true without showing any signs of lying.
#NSYNC.
#All Boy Bands.
#Soccer.
#Soccer players who dis baseball.
#Liars.
#Hipocrits.
#Guys who wear tight pants. (disgusting)
#Old Music.
#People who do shit just to piss me off.
#Pretty much anyone who has done anything bad to me or dissed anything about me or anything that I like. I'm not a very forgiving person.

Well Im Done Finally
Sorry about any profanity or misspellings or any of that stuff.
I hope you enjoyed my list.

If I offended you...GOOD...because I don't give a fuck.

I have a very close friend with that last name...

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newbies.

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Ah, so i'm young and I say rap is trash and it will fall apart in a few years... its a good thing you dont hate me ;)
lol

:D

Xerxes is hatin' on his inner brotha.

Re: Read all this stuff I hate.
 

/jaz has an hysterical laughing fit.

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AAH! Jaz beat me to it!

I think it was a joke though, either that or.. :D

Re: Read all this stuff I hate.
 

You'd hope so . . me hewever, I'd know better. :D

btw. Muwahahahaha. I am godz0r.

People who put "#" in front of every line in a long list, thereby making it too much trouble to be worth reading.

For the record, I have no inner brotha' :)

I know that. I was kiddin around.

Okay, got a new Deskjet for Christmas, so much for that bitch.

Moving on to "not having enough money for a new computer"

Right John.. I knew that. So if you'll excuse me i'm off to my next Kwanzaa party... ;)

:D

Peace out. :D

the thing i hate the most right now at this very second is my life.
Being dumped on xmas eve really brings out the christmas spirit in me.
why are females so fucken complicated????
:(

you imply that you are in comparison, a simple person... ?

Everyone is complicated. Thats why we all seem so complicated.

I have a Canon BJC-4000 and when ever I change cartriges it bitches at me because something is wrong.. the paper isn't jammed or anything... it just decides to complain at me. Sooner or later I'll get off my ass and buy a good printer. Actually thats a good idea... any good printer ideas guys???

Screw printers, and screw women. well, I don't REALLY mean screw printers... umm... :D

Sometimes I wish I was just asexual. It'd make thing SO much simpler... I also wish I had a T3. these are 2 things that won't be happening anytime soon, if at all...

Women are just gonna cause you grief, well, only the attractive kind. The other type you can just hang out with, like gay guys with boobs. Maybe that's not the best analogy... :)

Well, eventually you'll get over it. Trust that.