ok, i put my less than jake concert ticket somewhere in my house. somewhere so obvious that i wouldnt lose it.

and i cant find it. nor remember where i put it.

the concert is on monday.

and you will help me locate the ticket.

jumpstart my mind, cuz i need this.

valentines day sucks.

thank you.

-w

It's next to your alarm clock in your room. Yes, valentines day sucks

did you look in your room? by the computer? in the bathroom? in the refridgerator?

What colour is the ticket? Try and retrace your steps from when you bought your ticket, to when you hid it. Eat the same food, wear the same clothes kiss the same girl(s).
Divide the house into sections and search it systematically. Don't say "It wouldn't be there" because it might.

It's under your mom's vibrator in the top drawer of her dresser, under the panties.......HEY! How did I know that?!?:p

what were you doing when you last had It?
or should I be asking that ;)

Either you have eaten it WolfieD, put it in your pocket, used it to clean up after the porn film, or have carelessly thrown it in the bin.

i think he used it for cleaning up:D

I stole it and scalped if for $1,000,000

if you use a dayplanner book of any sort try looking to the page(s) that have to do with that day
you may have clipped the ticket there or something
(that's what i do)
or did you attach it to a bulliten board?

its up your ass!!!!:D:D:D:D:D
hehe, you never know:D

::reaches behind WolfieD's head::
It's...behind your ear! TA DA!!

Seriously man, I have no freakin clue. What did you do right before and after you bought the ticket? (ie. If you bought the ticket on the way home from school, maybe it is in your backpack.)

did you ever buy the ticket?

The tickets are in your sock.

no they aren't. they are in the laundry from your pocket.

the sock that your dryer ate.

havent found it yet.

i was drinking heavy nyquil the night i lost it.

i bet its in the pocket of my pants, all nicely rolled up in an indistinguishable ball.

but i get to meet LTJ on monday and you dont.

so HAH!

Well there's your problem... I told you to be careful with that stuff. It's not just any drug.... It's THE drug. :) Taking it requires great responsibility. But, since you like to torch stuff, I wouldn't recommend using it very often. :D

P.S.- Check for the ticket in your floppy drive...

Maybe you burned it when you were torching someone's house...

Hey! That's the ticket! :D

Sorry, I couldn't resist...

Can't you download a new one from Tickster or Ticktella or OpenTick or iTick or Tickagator? :D

Hey! I know it's a bad joke. But I couldn't resist. :p

Getting a little ticked off?... :D

tick, tick goes the clock :D

try not looking for it cause you never find anything while your looking, but just when you give up the fucker shows up somewhere you already looked. or maybee its on the floor of your vehicle, or on top the microwave, under your bed.

look like in obvious places... Like remember in kindergarten when you had the where s waldo books and wado took up like a third of the page but you couldn't see it cuz you were lookin to close. Just a thought :)