Just a totaly useless thread to celebrate my accension into someone who can now claim to have to much free time on his hands !!!!

Dude hood awaits!

Back to the day job :), nah screw it lets party, the beers on me, often is LOL

p.s. And thanks to all those who never bothered to reply to my first thread I started back in September :D


Back to that familiar old day job :)

I like wasting time too!
 

Hey jones your not alone. Like my new sig?

500
 

I didn't expect you to post a useless thread to celebrate your 500th, but hey, this is kinda useless, too, isn't it? :p

Wanna know when I became a Major Dude? Just look at the date/timestamp in the lower left of this post.

Congrats.. Major dudes
 

Well, You have reached the height of forum social status below mod.. And if that means you have to much time on your hands. Then I must be a forum junkie..
You will notice over 200 posts in a month. But the reason for that is I got into that 1 line story thing over in general discussions. But I am still cruising along at a pretty rapid pace. I figure I should pass you guys in a couple of months. LOL

On another note.. Because I have been feeling much better the last month or so. I have been working on the side. I am helping another person who is a DJ friend of mine build a music database. We have starting using a laptop to DJ with.So far between me and another guy. We have ripped and downloaded almost 2200 songs onto a 60 gig portable H/D that is hooked up usb to the laptop. I'ts a dauting task to say the least. We are a little over 25% done.
Also you will be happy to know that I have bought back my harmon Karmon reciever and now have it hooked up to my computer. Two old 100 watt speakers. The old 200 harmons plus my computer speakers teed off of that. Woo00 Hoooo.
I have to be carful. when I turn it up my monitor gets lines across it.

Just thought I would mention these things, because they make me very happy. Plus when I'm done with the database. It is going on my machine. Current estimates are about 7000 songs.

Peace all..

wtg mj
 

:D :D :D :D :D

Save room for me up there ... s-o-m-e-d-a-y :rolleyes:

Cheers
 

Oh btw.. What are you going to do with your newfound dude staus.. Whats on your list of first things to do. Drink a few more beers then rip into some newbies just for the hell of it. J/K But as long as your celebrating I might as well join in.

Cheers...

Beer is fine, but somebody break out the tequilla! We can barrel down to Tijuana in a pick up. :D

Hand me some Bacardi rum...

Hello all other Major Dudes. Let's get drunk!

heil Major Dude! Congratz Mj...now turn off the internet. You've deserved it! :D

beer, tequila, bacardi...all nice. But you know what you really want: CHEESE in a can!

Hey, is the beer all gone? I've got my ID with me, to the left... Senior Member, see? That means I'm old enough for this party, right? :)

Just remember we're here to share the love! Good work, guys.

No, cappy. No it doesn't.

Hahaha...

number 9 all the tyme
 

im getting there
meanwhile, im creating an under major dude night club ... must be senior member, no junior members or members accepted without permission from a banana

Re: number 9 all the tyme
 

bananas rule!!!

BANANAS DO RULE!!!

right on with that comment rikki!
anyways anybody wanna respond to my new sig considering this is a useless thread?

well is it art or profantiy??

1st class art!

chiquita: both.

I dislike alcohol. It's icky. Just give me a few 2-liter Mountain Dews and I'm set. :D

Will someone PLEASE fix this moderator a manhattan cocktail? ;)

Are you human?

Hasn't anyone ever told you life looks better thru the bottom of a glass?, and women are always more attractive after a few drinks.

Now did someone mention Manhattan's????? over here, over here.................

Back to the day job :)

Gate crashing!!!
 

You guys rule! Wish I was a Major Dude! Maybe some day hu?
am going now in fear of being kicked out :eek:

Now, you see, Zeruel? If you had let me stay, you would have had some one around to serve Manhattans to the moderators. Now you've got to do it yourself.

As it is, I'm stepping over here, to this party, where they're having banana daiquiris. We're discussing high-brow topics like "can art be pornographic?"

-- And I'm not sure I'd call it art -- I thought it was the nature channel. I've always wondered where all those smilies came from. "And now the camera captures 350 pixels of 8-bit reproduction."

Are more appropriate question, and one that I'm sure is bound to be asked anytime soon would be.....

"can pornography be art?"

Y'all think about it and let me know ;)

Back to the day job :)

Everything is art ... even the objectionable. ;) Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, right?

Pornography is art alright!
 

Sorry... did I say that out loud?

Right Comrade Duk, see you in the stockade LOL

Back to the day job :)

Neh.

The high-class Moderators have their own personal bartenders. They'll be fine.

Hmm
 

I don't drink anymore, But I can still make one hell of a dry vodka martini. Shaken not stired, of course..
You'd have to walk me though a manhatten. When I did drink I was real partial to gin and tonic with a healthy slice of lime. Good gin,, None of that cheap shit for my gut.. LOL

Hey Pixelpusher...have you ever had Jack Daniel's "Gentlemen's Jack". It's so fucking good. Expensive though.

What I want to try is the even BETTER quality Jack than that, "Single Barrel Jack Daniel's". It's like $40 for this little ass bottle. I want...

Zeruel is my personal Bartender ;) (And my pukkaboy is my chauffeur) ;)

When i'm done with my cocktail, i'm heading over to cappy for a daquiri ;) Nah, actually I'm not a big alkyhol person-i like a mixed drink or a glass of wine/champagne/bublish every once in if i can get away with it (I'm underage) but i really do not like beers. Yuck.

Hmmm, Well were digging up some memories for me here. JD was never my friend. I used to drink alot of whiskey in my early twenties. They didn't even have Gentlemens back then.
But about two years ago I was getting on to some johnny walker, White label I think it was. Damn 15 bucks a shot. Smooth as silk to quote Kesslers.
Like I said, I finally settled into Gin or vodka drinks over whiskey. Just seemed to be a mellower buzz. In other words it didn't make me feel like kicking holes in the walls.
I'll tell you my friend. Once you get used to the taste of good gin, You'll love it. I can't remember the name of the gin I used to drink. All I know it was to damn expensive to drink in the bar.

Anyway.. I'm rambling again. remember W/ a twist of lime. Yummy... Oh and lemon drops... Ummm making myself thirsty. I'd better stop... LOL

I don't like the traditional drinks. This is how I'll be when I grow up:


In the morning:

/me gets out of bed
/me knows many peeps drink coffee or tea now
/me drinks a can of Mountain Dew

At a fancy dinner:

Waiter: And what will you have, sir?
Boss: I would like a Chardonay , please.
Waiter: Very good, sir. And you?
Me: I'll have a Mountain Dew, please.

When driving into the U.S. from Canada:

Officer: Excuse me, sir, what's in that cooler?
Me: Mountain Dew.

When I get pulled over by the cops:

Officer: Sir, do you realize you were doing 100 mph on a residential road?
Me: YEsSiR!!!
Officer: Are you drunk?
Me: nO I'm ON A cAFfeinE HigH!!! MOuNtaiN DEw!!!

does everyone in this forum know that tylenol contains no harsh additives?!?!?!

johnny knoxville, harleys, american stuff!!! I LOVE USA!!!

Xerxes--

C'mon now. Bartending is left for the senior members. Serving food is for the regular members. And picking up trash is for the junior members.

Us major dudes get to converse with the moderators when allowed. And we do it with great thanks.

Hahahahaaaa...

Pixelpusher--

Good gin, eh?
Well, I'm a rum man myself. I drink only Bacardi rum. So I assume I would like quality Gin.

In fact, tonight (being Friday), it's time to get drunk myself. About 10 shots of Rum and I'll be good to go. Well, to bed that is. Haha...

zeruel: do be QUIET, insolent servant! ;) ;) ;)

Is this party still going........? hic, now where the post party breakfast munchies, double bacon and eggs for me someone please, and don't spare the grease lol

Bleeeuuuuuugh.

Back to inspecting the porcelain.....:)