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Hey Guys and Girl
Steve is working on putting together an entire redesign for Winamp.com. He is making plenty of room for new and original content. Problem is I am the only one currently writing content on the site (unless you count Bonnie and why would you do that?) and I know that you don't want 10 articles from me right off the bat. So I have decided to make one of the articles (at least for this week) the Nullsoft Poetry corner. I think it is only fitting to extend an invitation to the Winamp community to help fill this area because this is the best that I could come up with on the fly: Roses are red Llamas are for whippin' If you aren't down with Winamp You must be trippin' See why I need the help? Yes you can be a part of our big site relaunch. Just post your poems here and I will grab some of the good ones and put them up on the site. Be sure to include your name and email if you want credit. If you don't want credit then be shy. No worries. Make the poems as long or short as you want. Haiku is perfectly acceptable. I can't wait to read what you guys come up with. Jonathan Ward Writer/Editor/Producer/All around creator of mayhem Winamp.com |
Why do you ask me to write a poem?
I am no good. I dont know what to do, Like most people would. :D |
Jon, you have no idear what you got yourself into :D
Watch the llama Plod across the green grassy Hills and take a crap. Winamp. Can it get Any better than this? Let's Hope Winamp3 is. Sparkles and sprinkles. Either I'm high on something or AVS is on. Look at me! I'm on Winamp-dot-com. Look at me! I am great. Hi mom! From distant shore, the Llama came to say, "Live long And enjoy Winamp". Give me Winamp or Give me death. To tell you the Truth, just just want food. And you of course know Who I am. After all, you Own my soul, don't you? :D |
i know it sucks but it's all i could think of.
a linux user listenin to winamp
what am i to do winamp is only for win32 and that shit just makes me blue but hope will arrive for the winamp deprived and hopefully short there will be a unix port and for all you who be llama whippin you cant beat jward's poem above about trippin' |
we're using winamp,
you probably are too, but incase you arent, well then your llama poo. WTF was that:Dlol violets are blue, cans are tin, winamp is pretty, because of the skin. Caesar was a king, Napolean was a god, Oh, but look at Jonathan, he's got a hot bod. :D thats enough for now:D |
Nullsoft is so cool it's twue,
Justin is da man you fool.. And if you don't agree I ask, Show me better is your task.. chorus: Winamp is for me for me, I love it you see you see, Why do I love my mp3, It's because it's free it's free.. Rippin is the thing I do, Encodin makes me go goo goo.. Makes my music easy to play, More fun than watchin a cow eat hay.. repeat chorus: Winamp is for me for me, I love it you see you see, Why do I love my mp3, It's because it's free it's free.. Llama Llama everywhere, Better than a hungry bear.. If a Llama tried to help me out, I'd still stay clear of his smelly snout. Repeat chorus: Winamp is for me for me, I love it you see you see, Why do I love my mp3, It's because it's free it's free.. END OF POEM.... |
Ode to the Winampy Mampy
There once was a Winampy Mampy
who lived in the Nullsoft woods he liked to listen to polka and all the ska he could. But then one day when he was out to play someone broke in his shack and stole his indie accordion tracks for his new show on Shoutcast. When Winampy Mampy returned he felt oh so burned and sat down to weep like a pathetic heap. Yet luck would have it that the Magical Llama passed by his shack after dinner with the Dalai Lama. He heard Wimanpy crying and without really trying recovered the tunes and a few a macroons... and Winampy Mampy rejoiced with a jig! THE END |
winamp and cheese.
winamp is like cheese.
we all want it, please please. it is fun to look at, good to smell. if you don't like it, go to hell. i will use it day and night. this shiznat is cool.. aight. |
Whipping llama ass
Irratical Nullsoft Alien annihilation Mp3 player Pimpin' |
Once upon a time
There was a big huge lime Who lived in San Francisco And felt really low. You see, winamp wasn't programmed yet So what he did was buy a corporate jet And fly off to Arizona To find Justin enjoying a cola. He said to Justin, "I really feel like bustin' Out in rhyme Because of my blues, but me being a lime Don't know where to start. Please help this old fart". So the wise Justin decided to help The poor lime, and get some kelp At the same time. So, he packed up his bags to help rhyme In the coast of California Land of amateur pornia. He programmed Winamp For his limey buddy, who was now in camp. When the lime got back in Fall to the redwoods of Cali, which are ever so tall He rejoiced because now He could sing and dance, and how! |
wow
Interesting...* :D
(Maybe I'll add something silly later.) |
From a world unknown came a man,
A man that could save the world from annihilation, His name was Justin, And he could code like no other man in this land, And from him came a program, That would tame the evil sonique clan, And show them, That they know nothin’, About good codin’, And the top spot Winamp is forever holdin’, MYslySNY@hotmail.com Not bad for a 2 minute project :) |
Here is my attempt at lame poetry (I think it falls under more of the lame rather then poetry):
The History of Nullsoft Gather around children and listen to a tale, this one is not about drunk uncle Jimmy going back to jail. This one starts at the University of Utah and then goes to the southwest, then off to San Fran where they joined up with the rest. It all started back in the day, with a quick port of AMP and only fun for pay. Word got out about its kickass play list, then the world had to download it, they couldn't resist. Justin is this fellows name, he goes by deadbeef and dresses like a pimp even with a cane. Since he got his lady Al he pimps no more, however she makes homemade applesauce they must be poor. He used to fill his plan with things about his Audi, you know the car, now he talks about trips to the dentist and parties they attend that had an open bar. Things have changed with this gent, it seems he wants to move on, at least I got that hint. Perhaps it is time he has done his part, I want to thank him for what is has done from the bottom of my heart. He is only one man of the team, however he is the only one to know the world domination scheme. Tom Pepper works on Shoutcast and doesn't have much to say, the running joke is that this fellow is gay. Steve has a fascination with poo, perhaps this is why he has problems with the ladies, who knew! Then there is Brennan the guy behind Winamp 3, IT'S ONLY IN ALPHA DON'T EXPECT IT TO BE BUG-FREE! Then for all the skinners out there they have their buddy CO, his real name is Cody Oliver and that's all I know. There is guy named Jon who is crazy as can be, I am kind of scared of him, maybe it just me. Then we have the Frenchies, Denny and BT, and all the new people like Jason, Kyle, Daniel, Susan and Rolf whoever they may be. Who can forget about Rob, Ian, Ryan, Erinn, Steven and Pat, and of course their mascot Mike the llama, what did you expect some sissy ass cat? So that is how Nullsoft came to be, now if only they would just hire me! |
Roses are red,
Sonique is green, Download Winamp, Or I'll kick you in the spleen. :D |
I'll write something in French if I have time :)
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There once was a man from Nantucket,
He bought a llama to see if he could teach it to use winamp :) how did you think I was gonna end it? ;) |
The llama already uses winamp to get its ass whipped, right? :p
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holy shit, i love you boys and girls. ALL OF YOU! you all rock! Thanks for the great laughs
here's shots of the new site, if you wanna see'em, some of the shots are old and some are new, so please, don't email me, cause that'll make me blue. -s |
OK, here's my (lame) contribution:
It really sucks: you forgot your gamp :( Just go back home and download Winamp :) It really sucks: you're in the doldrums :( Forget it all on the Winamp forums :) :D |
Woke up quick at about noon,
just thought that i had to download winamp3 soon. Just logged on when it just occurred, OH shit man, I gots ta go to work. About to go and I damn near went blind, Stupid fools on da block throwin up Sonique signs. I went in the house to get the clip, With my machine gun at the side of my hip. I bailed outside and I pointed my weapon, and just as I thought those fools kept steppin. Buncha fools got up and started to hide, So i left them alone and got into my ride. Then I let my WINAMP play, I was pumpin new shit by Limp and Green Day, It was Korn and Fuel at the top of my playlist, then I played my old shit it went somethin like this.... [oh god, writer's block!] |
LMAO
Awesome! *:D
Especially you, Tom! But one thing: is "BT" Cristophe? And if not, then.. why'd you forget Christophe!?* ;) |
Re: LMAO
Quote:
passin the geezers, goddman they slow. I went to my work and got the scoop, fat ass boss on the capper cold takin a poop. Car pulls up who can it be?, it's a fresh El Camino playin MP3s He rolls down the window and he starts to say, "it's all about downloading that .WMA" Cuz the Boyz in the Forums are always hard, Come talking that trash, we'll kick your arse. Knowing nothing in life but to be legit, don't quote me boy cuz I ain't said shit. [I'm done now] |
Ha thanks Flynnz. BT is watadoo however I did forget Tag. Maybe I'll add him in later when I get some time. Cristophe falls under the Frenchie catagory along with Francis.
Tom |
Look forward to the future
Don't look back Ride high on the cyberwave Take in the music Flowing gracefully Thru to you Go ahead, Push froward Forget about the past Tune into your future Tune into shoutcast Out of the darkness Comes a shining light Piercing though to your soul and eyes Reaching in to take ahold Of all you feel inside Taking over your spirit And setting you aloft Come now Feel the spirit Known as Nullsoft Think of all you've learned Think of what Others have sacrificed Think of the here and now Do you have soul Do you have the will to survive Are you glad to be alive Do what you can to be a better person Do what you can to achieve Do the best you can every day And While your at it Gain a little self-respect And a little style and class Download Winamp Because it really does Whip the llama's ass John hoag nonsaint@hotmail.com [Edited by pixelpusher on 03-08-2001 at 11:58 AM] |
Roses are red,
School sucks dong, Don't worry 'bout anything cuz Winamp3 will be done before long. |
Roses are red
Violets are blue Waiting for 3 Still using 2 :-) |
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another shitty attempt
whip the llamas ass
roll up some grass and smoke it in class i listen to an mp3 fuck buying an lp anin't baught a cd since 93' napster turned into a pussy cause the riaa got too pushy |
come to the forums,
its the place to be, you can talk all you want, or you can be like me. you can bitch about life, you can bitch about your cat, you can bitch about your wife, or you could bitch about flatmatt. you can chat in the Gen D, you can talk about your pee, you can help write a story, cause this place is really really corny. have you heard the news, alpha was released while drinking booze, hey but its still alpha, so dont have a fit, come and talk about improving it. so you got a question, come and have a session, you can ask steve, or you can just reave. you can hug a plugin, or you can love a skin, you could make it spin, or you could just bring your twin. do you speak a different tongue, for winamp, would you give a lung, the world domination is for you, as long as you dont act like poo. do you need some help, check out the tech kelp, they claim to know stuff, but it could just be a bluff. do you use shoutcast, you can talk about music at last, or you could get some help, but not from the kelp. justin has a place of his own, who would have thought or known, he speaks lots of words, cause nullsoft aint just a bunch of nerds. (what was i doing?) |
Winamp, with its great sound and ring
makes me wanna stand up and sing! I wish it looked better, though. But Winamp 3s coming soon, you know. I listen to music all day on my system, wanted to phone a friend, but i missed him. Cuz you see, I got so plastered in jamming to MP3s I had Napstered. Without Winamp, Id use something lesser, Without Winamp, Id be a crappy dresser. Without Winamp, It would be really cold, Without Winamp, Life wouldn't unfold. Without Winamp, the world would be a bore. Cuz Winamp does anything I ask; And More! It truly is a great multi-tasking app, With an Alarm Plugin, it wakes me up from a nap! The AVS and Geiss are really fun, you see... Cuz without those, we'd need Meth and LSD! "No other program offers this much," says Chong "Cuz I've seeked so long and searched so far!" "Stop looking at Geiss, and pass the bong," said Cheech While listening to Grateful Dead in the back of their car. But that was a lie, since we all know That Cheech and Chong smoked a long time ago. And Winamp didnt exist back then. Or did it? I'll hafta ask Justin again. So in closing, I hope you all agree, That you NEED a stable version of Winamp 3! Colin Moore, http://www.WolfieD.com, wolf5000_@hotmail.com |
speaking of new layouts... hows that Lame Ads port project coming along?
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we got lame ads
we got haikus we got waffles yes we do!! GO TEAM!!:D |
shitty
so ya' fuckin ya ho
and ya really dont know so ya listen to a flow on a shoutcast radio |
hi
hi can i have some winamp
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Mos, you've made one post, and you've managed to turn a thread around 180 degrees. What an accomplishment in PR! From now on, could you kindly maintain a minimum of 5% relevancy? Thanks.
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i am sorry
roses are red violets are blue give me the winamp or i'll kill you |
roses are red,
violets are blue when I'm with my winamp I'm as happy as pappa baloo |
parody of chorus from kim.
So long, bitch you did me so wrong
I don't wanna go on Living in this world without winamp So long, bitch you did me so wrong I don't wanna go on Living in this world without winamp |
Red things are red
Blue things are blue Mike is real sexy The Llama not you There once was a really cool Llama Who liked dressing up in pyjamas One day a bloke decided to knicked bed clothes The reason for this no-one knows The victim of course was the llama Who made it out to be one hell of a drama The Llama got rather mad And kicked the thief in the nads There is a morale to be had from this story RESPECT THE LLAMA, ASSHOLE!!! |
In the beginning God made heaven and earth he wrapped earth With an atmophere To protect it Then he created all the peeps Looked around And said to himself Man I am the shitz Then he made the animals Every kind of beast From the biggest and baddest To the littlest and the least And he did all With no drama He even made a llama And most of the peeps were happy But most of them Were quite sappy But one group stood out They screamed at God Hey dude whats this shit about God said what? What are you all screaming for Don't give me no shit I'll kick you to the curb and more Then one bold soul Stood up and said, hey God Man the world is cool I mean all this rulez But there's no music And nothing to play it with Even if we had it Without the world Is just shit God looked down And saw that it was true Scratched his old white head What am I going to do So wanting to do it right He waited for the chance When the timing would be tight Then in an instance He inspired justin To create winamp God said said to him It will never be good enough Each new version will be the shitz But you must keep inproving it Then God looked around Everything was looking The way he thought it should Millions downloading winamp All the music peeps are happy So he sat back And with a big grin Said, Hey ya all.. From this day forward From country to country And hood to hood Everyone listen to your MP3s With winamp Cause it's all good John Hoag nonsaint@hotmail.com |
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