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WizardMathus 18th May 2001 05:39

Yep...if you've entered this topic, you're ready for some hate words about this girl. Everywhere I go, it's Britney here and Britney there. Because of how she's got her fame and influence, I'll start refering as her without capital letters.
Well, here's the deal. Have you stopped to think what's her job and why she's got so much fans?
Job: Singer.
Fame: her beauty.
It should be more like this:
Job: Singer.
Fame: Harmony/Lyrics/Melody/Voice of her songs.
But it's her beauty. And her songs only talk about teen dreams which ALWAYS remain simple and basic. The language used is lame, no rich words, no overall message left in music, etc. I mean, to reach success, the only things I need are a nursery-blond hair, a OVERLY-maked-up face, some plastic surgery, a stupid little chilling-child voice and almost NO care for the music itself? Man, get me some helyum for the voice, money for the surgery and blond haircolourer (fuck that word) and I'll get famous? Oh, I need something else: IGNORANT FANS WHO DON'T UNDERSTAND A FUCK ABOUT MUSIC (wait! they "understand" that the singer ***NEEDS*** to be beautiful).
More lame about her? Yep. Let's now talk about her music! Has anyone heard a touching message left in any lyric she made? Or everyone of you think that by saying that "I would love to have him for me, that sweet teenager" you can get an emmy? Oh yeah, how much emmy's she's got? SQUARE 0 (zero). Well, here I finish. STart thinking. She's got famous for something she doesn't deserve. If she was a model, alright. But as a singer, GIVE ME A BREAK!!

s1138 18th May 2001 10:12

why do you have 0 posts?

carlito_au 18th May 2001 10:14

erggh.. that is hard to read and understand but i think i get your point... and also shouldnt u have at least 1 post?

SNYder 18th May 2001 10:42

he's special

why can't i be special too? :(

Bizznatch 18th May 2001 10:49

you WANT a zero post count too? :confused:

anyways, back to the topic.

I agree too. The same goes for country musicians. They have no talent and the way they write songs sucks, even when they get the rare opportunity to even write their own songs. It seems like any redneck wearing tight jeans and an oversized cowboy hat and spurs that has the guts to go up on stage and sing songs about their pickup truck or how they drink beer and beat their wives can get credibility in the country music world. And all they say is they are not in it for the money and the fans are what is important to them but they still are against napster and piracy. And how some 7 year old fudge packer that sings country music songs doesnt even know how to write songs gets all this fame and shit just because "he onwy seven yeaws owld and he is sow keeeute" GIVE ME A FUCKING BREAK!

And wizard, about Brittney, she is nothing but a fad, just like the New Kids, Disco, the Macarena, and the Spice Girls. Her big moment of fame will soon fade away and we will all look to the past and say, "Oh my god! I cant believe I listened to that CRAP! I couldve spent more time listening to some cool music like TOOL." Most of us have gotten to that point already. :)

Shouldnt this be in the Bitchlist anyways? :)

[Edited by Bizznatch on 05-18-2001 at 07:08 AM]

Thor 18th May 2001 14:04

Britney is HOT !
Here music sux arse but she's hot !
Shut shut your tv's sound off and watch those videos again :D

ecstatic 18th May 2001 14:33

Barf... Britney is not hot. Yuck.

And Bizznatch, old, REAL country music (e.g. Johnny Cash) is good! That "nu country" crap like Garth Brooks or Shania Twain is just pop with a southern accent.

a-arse 18th May 2001 14:57

Watch out guys, I think WizardMathus is a l33t Hax0r, or posts about britney spears don't count :)

zorpidus 18th May 2001 19:11

Quote:

Originally posted by a-arse
Watch out guys, I think WizardMathus is a l33t Hax0r, or posts about britney spears don't count :)
LOL :D

What's up with these 133+ hax0r5 lately??? :D

But he's right 'bout Britney. She IS hot though (sizzle :p)

fish 18th May 2001 19:28

I could't agree with you more, WizardMathus :)
if that won't get the point across nothing will...

chiquita chad 18th May 2001 19:55

if i could have any of the blonde mops i'd go for christina aguilera... maybe jessica simpson

bonj 18th May 2001 20:12

I want a zero post count :D But on the topic..

For the money Britney makes, trust me, you wouldn't give a fuck about the music either. You would get whatever surgery the record execs want you to get, dye your hair, and put on 50 pounds of makeup. To give you an idea of how rich Britney is, most *highly* successful artists rent private jets to get to various locations -- at a cost of around 300 dollars an hour, I think it is. Very few have purchased a private jet, because to buy one and keep it operating costs upwards of 70 million dollars -- Britney owns one. And that's just for TRAVEL. Imagine how much she's worth. Anyone who says they wouldnt degrade themselves by becoming a pop artist for that kinda cash is a big fat fucking liar :) Unless you're already filthy stinking rich.

John M 18th May 2001 21:37

orig by chiquita chad: if i could have any of the blonde mops i'd go for christina aguilera... maybe jessica simpson

fuck it all. i'd sleep with all 3 of em :D

ecstatic 18th May 2001 21:51

Ick. I find none of those silicone sluts attractive in the least.

Bilbo Baggins 18th May 2001 22:08

I wouldn't sleep with them. I would rather sleep with a 50 tonne man raping Orang Utang than any of those three evil sluts.

s1138 18th May 2001 22:58

i believe the appropriate response would be:

"britney is mine!, i have mentioned it before. you can have jessica alba, and whoever. but britney is mine"


got it?
good
:D

Bilbo Baggins 18th May 2001 23:04

That cannot be you talking because Britney is 19, not 9.

Xerxes 18th May 2001 23:19

Ecstatic is very right about country music... that being classic stuff is actually somewhat listenable and the new stuff is just pop with southern accents (and a trio of 3 country violin players, I would add ;) )

Mathus, sounds like you need to listen to the Propellorheads song "history repeating" ... that pretty much describes britney's place in society.

Bizznatch 18th May 2001 23:30

you heard it here first......
 
It won't be long until something happens to her that will ruin her reputation in the music world. You'll see, one day some pictures of her having hot wild lesbian sex with Christina Aguleria will pop up on the internet and will dissappoint all of her young little teeny bopper fans and she will be RUINED! :)


xapec 19th May 2001 01:15

BRITNEY SPEARS, CHRISTINA AGULARA, JESSICA SIMPSON, RICKY MARTIN, NSYNC, BACKSHIT BOYS, 98 DEGREES, ALL OF POP MUSIC!

they all Fucking suck. how the hell do theese people keep getting album sales when they cant even fucking sing or write. i mean (as an example) Dr. Dre writes/produces/rap's all his shit himself, they can't even write it let alone produce it, and even though Dr. Dre is eminem executive producer Eminem still produces and writes shit himself - not like the pop bitches who just sing (if you could call it that) it and dont write produce or anything at all. i'd rather listen to a cd of people farting than any of thoose POP "Singers".

bonj 19th May 2001 01:20

Re: you heard it here first......
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Bizznatch
one day some pictures of her having hot wild lesbian sex with Christina Aguleria will pop up on the internet
Already happened! :p Its a fake (duh) but not a bad one.

s1138 19th May 2001 01:20

i know she isnt 9, but she is an exception:D


Anacific 19th May 2001 01:47

Quote:

Originally posted by xapec
how the hell do theese people keep getting album sales when they cant even fucking sing or write
Well, lets say that people who buy this kind of stuff are not very smart :)

Bilbo Baggins 19th May 2001 08:58

Quote:

Originally posted by s1138
i know she isnt 9, but she is an exception:D


Well, if you shag her, then it is worse than defiling those 9 year olds, but the choice is yours!

Xerxes 19th May 2001 09:20

Quote:

Originally posted by xapec
how the hell do theese people keep getting album sales when they cant even fucking sing or write.
If there is a demand for them, people will buy them. As soon as demand wavers, they will all be gone.

Bilbo Baggins 19th May 2001 11:36

Please let that day be soon!

Anacific 19th May 2001 22:49

Quote:

Originally posted by Xerxes
If there is a demand for them, people will buy them. As soon as demand wavers, they will all be gone.
That'll never happen!!

ElChevelle 19th May 2001 23:05

Quote:

Originally posted by Anacific
Quote:

Originally posted by Xerxes
If there is a demand for them, people will buy them. As soon as demand wavers, they will all be gone.
That'll never happen!!

Really? Same thing happened to the Power Rangers. Ask my son, he denies ever watching it now.

s1138 19th May 2001 23:18

with the power rangers:

the original were pretty good(when i was little) but the new ones
are just stupid (power rangers lightspeed rescue, in time etc...)

Anacific 19th May 2001 23:30

Do you how many people still watch Power Rangers? A LOT!! In addition to that there's crap like Dragonball z or pokemon.

PS: And this thread is not about what kids like. I saw 16-18 year olds buying tickets to go to Spritney Bears concert...

ElChevelle 20th May 2001 00:11

Screw tickets, I want backstage passes and am willing to give my body to her for them. Like the hair band groupies of yesterweek, she can abuse me all she wants AS LONG as I can do her mom too;)


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