Another time waster from Ananova.com.

Does this give you folks your next screensaver idea? :D

No, but it sure as hell is funny.

Speaking of parrots:

A magician worked on a cruise ship. The audience was
different each week, so the magician did the same tricks
over and over again. One problem: The captain's parrot
saw the shows each week and began to understand how the
magician did every trick.

Once he understood, he started shouting in the middle
of the show: "Look, it's not the same hat! Look, he's hiding
the flowers under the table.
Hey, why are all the cards the ace of spades?"
The magician was furious but couldn't do anything.
It was, after all, the captain's parrot.

Then the ship sank. The magician found himself on a
piece of wood in the middle of the sea with, as fate
would have it, the parrot. They stared at
each other with hatred but did not utter a word.

This went on for a day and then another and then
another.

Finally on the fourth day, the parrot could not hold
back: "OK, I give up. Where's the fucking ship?"

LOL!!!

it mustive been about... 2 days since i last heard that!

:p

You're a magician?

Don't try to keep up, anvasable.
I never get outdone:)

LMAO



oh god... oh my god! i can't stop laughing..

that guard must feel sooooo smart :D