http://www.trainupachild.com/

'Nuff said.

/me points pinky to corner of mouth

rrriiiight

that site is pretty narfed up

/me thinks you need to check out the Jesus Christ Superstore.

well i don't really care about that 'cause i hate the christian religion


i believe in reincarnation and muslinism... i'll explian -


why would all the ppl that have been good go to heaven, and all the ppl that have been bad go to hell? that makes no sence! for crying out loud, u'd have apsolute billions in heaven and billions in hell, that would make heaven just as bad as hell 'cause it would be jammed packed.

now, reincarnation gives you a chance to do good things, and makes u turn into a worm if u've been real-bad.. :D

so i believe in reincarnation and muslinism (sp?)

Never heard of a religion that worships clothing.... oh wait... ain't that Materialism? Well then, count me in :D

no point in worrying - we're all going to hell...
 

A True story. A thermodynamics professor had written a take home exam for his graduate students. It had one question:
"Is hell exothermic or endothermic? Support your answer with a proof."

Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law or some variant. One student, however wrote the following:

First, we postulate that if souls exist, then they must have some mass.

If they do, then a mole of souls can also have a mass. So, at what rate are souls moving into hell and at what rate are souls leaving? I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving.

As for souls entering hell, lets look at the different religions that exist in the world today. Some of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to hell. Since, there are more than one of these religions and people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all people and all souls go to hell.

With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in hell to increase exponentially.

Now, we look at the rate of change in volume in hell. Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in hell to stay the same, the ratio of the mass of souls and volume needs to stay constant.

So, if hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter hell, then the temperature and pressure in hell will increase until all hell breaks loose.

Of course, if hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in hell, than the temperature and pressure will drop until hell freezes over.

ok, that link ethan_h put....well that god figure, was a custom luke skywalker. (i can tell these things)

and those jesus figures would make great custom jedi;)

http://www.jesuschristsuperstore.net...s/lfallah.html

That, in all fairness to other religions, is the most hilarious thing that I've ever seen :D

lol:D


but you cant forget the ever famous veggie tales

My Jesus can kick your Solomon's ass! :: picks up Jesus and moves him around in a threatening fashion ::

Ph33r my JeSuS!~@~!

:D