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Am I the only one that gets these penis enlargement e-mails daily? Sometimes its even hourly, this is all I see every day: make it 5 inches large, enlarge your penis 4 inches naturally, increase your giant with supercream, i get so many of these e-mails I'm starting to think that the friggin thing is shrinking on me...
How do I get them to go away? Get a filter to stop all the nonsense, its on aol so I don't know if I can... Is it only on aol? I don't get them on the e-mail provider that I made.... Is it shrinking on me o is it all in my head? Should I just buy the stuff and give it to my grandma? Or my dog? Thanks I know someone how there can help me... |
you mean 5" larger, right? lol
5" is pretty pathetic... unless you mean limp... then it's not bad. |
lol:D
i get emails that says "free porn. 18+" im only 16 by the way |
hmmmmmmm
you know what.....no i don't either
anyway i just got an e-mail that said free stolen porn accounts, I don't have to steal them do I... Why do they even charge for porn its easy to get fre.... or so i've heard 5 inches is pathetic lol, when you say mine is 4" or something like that do you mean when its limp or not limp? That always confused me.. Hey look its my favorite miod s1138 But seriously does anyone know how to stop or fix the problem? |
Yeah. Whenever you install anything or sign up for anything, either give a fake email address or uncheck the box that says "send me special offers" or whatever. But once it's started, no real way to get out except making another email account.
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Eeeen-tah-res-ting...
I've had both my Hotmail and Yahoo mail accounts for almost three years and have never had spam of any sort in either. :) I guess I'm just good like that. :D |
I have one e-mail account (my isp) for friends, etc. and a Hotmail for spam... seems to work pretty good.
And Penis Enlargment Ads? None around here, they must've got some inside info :p |
Yup! Hotmail is a very good garbage collector. I set Junk Mail Filter on Highest and it works pretty well :):D
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I used to get loads of porn ones and the pennisenlargement e-mails. I think that migh have been because i kept filling in my r-mail address in porn sites :D
my freeuk address does well for spam coz it never gets used for anything else. Hotmail for normal use, coz i can read it from anywhere easy |
Mr B, maybe someone is trying to tell you something ;)
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Yep, once you get Penis Enlargement mails, you're screwed :p
Just make a new account, and only give the e-mail address to your friends. Don't ever use it for porn subscriptions :rolleyes: You know what I hate even more? Cross posting on usenet!!!These porn newsgroups post their crap to every single other newsgroup. Even to decent ones. AND they change the date it was posted on to a date in the near future, so the post stays on the news servers for like weeks. THAT really pisses me off :mad: |
i'm 16 aswell. yippee
those penis enlargements are crap, i dunno how they found my address, surely not from that "free porn in your mailbox everyday" advert i saw. yeah well it looked good. sometimes i just spam them back, and you can stop them, if youre an american its in your constitution and if you make a complaint to somebody then the companies will get sued or fined or whatever |
when they ask for email adress, i do something like this "asdflhjk@yahoo.com" (smack the keyboard)
unless it needs to send a confirmation (i.e, forums) then i use my yahoo. |
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this one girls email i read without her knowing gets a ton of those.
along with XXX, mortgage things, and loans. boy, im the opitimy (sp?) of that one shirt at geekware: "I Read Your Email" |
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"Now you can buy ****** on the net!" and "You have won $111784698724623074023570423" or "I want to eat your dick"
I'll stop now. |
lets make up or own ones to spam ppl. like "you haven't won shit", " i don't want to eat your cock", "you don't need your debts paid off"
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I'd rather die than become a spammer even an anti spammer using spam is a spammer
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i never get spam in my hotmail account anymore
whenever i'm asked for an email address i just type in no@why.com if that is anyones, i feel VERY sorry for tehm |
So you are the bastard that has been maliciously signing me up for stuff.
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k people just to inform you the average limp dick is 3.5"
and the average erect dick is just over 5" go here http://www.embarrassingproblems.com/.../penissize.htm http://www.embarrasingproblems.com all about embarrasing problems :) lol should give you guys some big egos lol ok ok so dispite the comedy factor of a couple of issues on here this site is pretty informative and if you ever get worried about something u dont wanna share with anyuone just yet this is a good port of call :) http://www.embarasingproblems.com <-- does exactly what it says on the tin :D by the way bilbo there is a section on here devoted to men with breasts might be up ure alley http://www.embarrassingproblems.com/...eastsinmen.htm |
hmmm
men with breasts eh...
whoever posted hem thanks for the interesting facts, now i feel bad.... just kidding hey you forgot the facts for any girl who may stumble over this thread.... hey deadbeat nice sig, i'd show you mine but i broke it... maybe we could head up a commision to send spam mail to the spammers... |
this is a little off topic, but i was reading through the unusual problems page, and i came along "Premature Ejaculation". Being the sick little fuck I am, i took a look....
Common-sense measures for premature ejaculation Have sex more often – you are more likely to ejaculate prematurely after a long gap. For the same reason, masturbating before intercourse may help. Am i reading that right? MASTURBATING... Who would want to jack off when they can have sex.... Take a look around that site :D (edit) look at the ORAL SEX PART OF THE SITE. one partner can stimulate the area round the other partner's anus ('rimming') with his or her tongue OK.... :rolleyes:. (edit) [Edited by crazydude999 on 07-23-2001 at 10:51 PM] |
hmm
urination during sex eh?
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i take it you like the site peeps ;) :D
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That site is damned amazing
I like the way that the Oral sex part of the site is geared towards women who perform it on men. Men do it too... Quote:
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What part? Rimming? :D
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hmmm
rimming eh?
i think i saw some dogs doing that once... |
so you can have an anal orgasm? :eek:
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hmmm
is an anal orgasm like diarrhea or something?
imagine getting that into your mouth... mmm milkshakes chocolate, extra runny.. |
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hmmmm..
huh?
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good one ;) Erection: when erectile tissue in the penis becomes engorged with blood, making it swell and become hard http://www.trojancondoms.com/quizzes...rks/index.html (edit) Wicked funny page i found: http://www.embarrassingproblems.com/...sresponses.htm (edit) :) [Edited by crazydude999 on 07-25-2001 at 02:06 AM] |
I guess it is funny, but in a practical way.
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hmm
i got some more....
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uhhh dudes, females can orgasm from rimming and anal sex
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hmm
who said they couldn't?
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