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A - why not
Q - how come cops dont have bullet proof hats/helmets?? there just as likely to get shot in the head as they are they chest |
a.) cuz mayb they can dodge the bullets !
q.) do cows wear boots ? |
A: yes.
Q: where is the new forum? |
A: in the post
Q: why are the postal workers going postal while on strike? |
A: got bit by too many dogs
Q: is the glass half full or half empty? |
A: VERY half empty
Q: is it Champagne or chahm-panya? :) |
A: Champagne
Q: Where are the ninjas at? |
a.) where they are needed.
q.) why are you so impatient for the new forums ?? the upgrade ? |
A:/ UPGRADE!!!! :D
Q:/ What are you doing right now? |
A: Sitting in my office chair, looking at po--- er, buisness files :D
Q: Do you jack off? |
A- perhaps, but i;m not tellin you for sure
Q- DQ , burger king, or mcdonalds?? |
A: mcdonalds
Q: anyone else happy the show Family Guy is back on? |
A: NO! he dissed Canada too much
Q: are there ANY new simpson's episodes? |
A: hopefully
Q: Did you ever actually drool watching someone pass you by?:D |
A: Possibly... :D
Q: Why do i have a hard on right now? :) |
A: because u just saw urself in the mirror? :D ROFL
Q: why is it that us guys are always so horny and that girls aren't? there should be some balance! |
a) Coz we can't make them horny just by being
q) New Captain Boydseye or old Captain Boydseye? |
A: arrrggg arrrrgggg ahoy there, old captain Birdseye
Q: whos the best DJ in the world? |
Q: Oakenfold
A: Am I a genius? |
A: No...because Digweed's the best DJ in the world :)
Q: what mp3 are you listening to this very nanosecond? |
A. Kiss - Shock Me(from Alive II)
Q. What happened to Chandra Levy? |
A: wasn't she in playboy
Q: does everybody need a mother fucker? |
a) who?
q) muff diving, good or bad? |
A:/ yes, especially when you get something in return...
Q:/ Do you like Anime? mr_sax, go to the ph Forums |
A- only good anime like anime porn and akira, that movie rocked!!!!
Q- How come icq is better than msn? |
a) it's not
q) are you mad? |
A: some ppl have said i am
Q: why does no one txt me? |
A: b/c hte whole world is against you and no one likes you
Q: why did my friend decide to make me sylish last night when seh knew i wouldnt' be able to afford any of the clothes that i discovered actaully made me look good? |
A: because to be stylish u gotta have the d'oh :)
Q: why is chev so mean???? |
A: he hasn't had his ice cream
Q: coffe toffee custard. yummy? |
A: si!
Q: why do the forums have fast and slow times? |
A. Do to higher usage during peak hours. Try 3-7 AM EST and you'll find that they kick ass then.
Q. Are you a tree hugger or gun toter? Quote:
It's that kind of attitude that earns you my ire. Are you being molested by your father or are you just one of those pussies that gets picked on daily so lashes out on those who can't reach your friggin neck physically? Any how, go back and read my whole post before you continue your semi-flames or I'll delete everyone that you make.:) Thanks and have a nice day, Chev |
a) I'm a rootin' tootin' shotgun swinging, happy go lucky friend of the earth singing bundle of....
q) what was the question again? |
A:/Q: what if im holding a gun while hugging a tree ???
[to question of sleep: the human mind degrades to that of a 10 year old after 5 days without sleep; however, there are records of people going as much as 30 days or more without sleep.] |
A: are you from greenpeace?
Q: do Queen kick ass or do they kick ass |
Quote:
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A; queen elizebeth kicks ass
Q: who is nfinitefx? |
A. He's a guy who clearly admires nVidia's prowess in graphics card design. His AOL screen name is also "nvidiad00d" apparently...
Q. Have you ever wished you could go to the moon, or just into outer space, because it would be such a surreal experience? (I have... I love looking at the stars and imagining what they look like, and how we could see our own sun as a 'star' from there... :)) |
A: What are you on?
Q: What are you on? :D |
A: I'm on cheeeeeeeeesey doritos:D
Q: Do you like classical music? |
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