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A: i could care less
Q: whats that white stuff? |
A-Q-in the middle of the oreo?
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A: yes
Q: so what is it? |
A: if i told you i would have to kill you.
Q: how many times has someone asked a question on this thread in intrest of its end |
A. Was that a question where you actually wanted an answer? :D
Q. Do you still play with any toys? Like... I dunno, a toy car? ........ just asking..... |
A: no,i learned to play with somrthing else..hehhe
Q:what colour is the night? |
a) depends on what colour glasses you are wearing
q) stood up or sat down? |
A: either one. whatever works
Q: should i get my trombone out and practice today? |
A) No, you should have some mercy for your neighbours... =)
Q) Why do you exist? |
A: so that everyone else can have someone who they can think "Oh, i'm better than this guy about", no, wait, that's why my brother exists
fuck if i know why i exist, some big cosmic joke probably Q: if you think, are you really? |
A: if i try to think, my brain will smoke like sarges modem:D
Q: who fears the same will happen to them? |
A. I dunno, i'll have to think about that for a sec..
Poof! Sss... Q. What color should I paint my room? |
A- white with fake blood streaks, that way people will think funny things about it!
Q- what cpu should i get for my new pc, amd or p4? |
A. Oh, god, an Athlon! Greater choice of, and cheaper RAM. P4s only take RDRAM - expensive and not particularly worth the money
Q. Should I forgive my girlfriend? Actually, of course I should... When? |
A. after you get alot of guilt-sex
Q. True or false: Apples. [Edited by hawk606 on 08-07-2001 at 12:19 AM] |
A- true (perhaps?)
Q- anyone played max payne yet?? (that game is sooo sweet) |
A. I said that myself in this thread not long ago... But I've played it, got it, love it. :D
Q. To be, or not to be... that is the question! |
A: Depends on my mood
Q: Why is there only 24 hours in a day when there is 60 of everything else? |
A Because someone couldn't count
Q What is the meaning of life? |
a) To procreate (If that's the case, why are there 2 sexes? It would be easier to be like microorganisms who just divide therefore procreating faster and more efficiently)
q) Why did i have that thought in the shower the other day? |
A Because you need proffesional help...
Q Monkeys or Orang Utans? |
A: oranges?
Q: what is the answer to everything? |
A - Nothing
Q - What is teh answer to Nothing? |
A: 42
Q: who is bilbo really? |
A: he is that person with manboobs
Q: why am i talking to myself? |
a: because you are your own best friend.
q: bread: white or wholemeal? |
a) Depends on the colour
q) Pink or Brown ;) |
A:/ Pink, like parts of your sig...
Q:/ Do you think we can get 25 pages out of this post? |
A: only if chev doesnt lock it
Q: is someone gonna answer this, or am i gonna have to talk to myself again? |
A) Nope. I don't think so. At least I'm not going to answer that.
B) Why would chev lock this thread? |
A.) HE WON'T, he's too nice.
q.) where is this thread heading to ? |
A: down the crapper
Q: you want an example? |
a) this thread is going to hell
q) why is going to hell? |
A- because the questions are getting to be bland
Q- how can we turn this thread around? |
A: by asking better questions like....
Q: who wants some high quality spooge? |
A) not me
Q) thats a good question? |
A: Not Really
Q: Is free beer a good markiting idea? |
A) of course it is a good idea
B) it is?? |
A:/ if it's good beer... but if the bear is bad, then it gives your company a bad rep...
Q:/ where's the wierdest place you've made someone orgasm? (between their legs is not an answer). |
A- i made my chick come in a bathroom , on a bus, i will say no more though.......
Q- which IM do you prefer, icq or msn messanger? |
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