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A. Like I would know
Q. How big is your house? |
A: Real big.
Q: They say that women only have feeling in the vaginal cavity for 3 inches in. Anyone verify this? |
A : Yes
Q : Will you provide the good looking girl to verify it on? |
A NO
Q What is the weather like? |
A: dunno there was a nuclear holocaust
Q: did you see it |
A: naw, man, i slept through it
Q: how the bloody hell did i manage to sleep through a nuclear holocaust? |
A. http://elchevelle.homestead.com/files/chong.jpghttp://elchevelle.homestead.com/files/cheech.jpg
Q. What's yer favorite Cheech & Chong flick? |
A: i'm not sure, don't think i seen one
Q: are you hung like a mule? |
A yes
Q ARe you? |
A. Yes, but I wash my cock more than mules do.
Q. What kind of cereal do you eat? |
A) The kind that goes *crunch*
Q) 2% or Skim... |
A. neither, after this http://elchevelle.homestead.com/files/chong.jpg
i dont need no milk Q. How many lamas does it take to change a light bulb ? |
A: none cause theyre super intelligent and get humans to do it, really the lama is the maker of winamp using the humans to make it
Q: is this a clever plan from a lama? |
A: Yes
Q: Umm, Is Kirsten Dunst a hottie or WHAT? |
A; decent, but could look better
Q; is this gonna turn into another word association thread¿ |
A: that's already been asked many times, dude
Q: why do ppl send me those dumbass "send this to 30 ppl or get bad luck" things? |
a. because they know its illegal and it makes them money.
q. do you doodle¿ |
A. Only at certain times
Q. Do you speak more then one language? |
A Yes:
English, French, German, Drunk, stoned... Q Which is better? Sex or beer? |
A Sex, however they compliment each other very well.
Q Is this a boil on my ass? |
A No, it is a bondage sore
Q Did you enjoy last nights session? |
A. My mom says I've never been better:eek:
Q. Should I have this sore on my "Bilbo" looked at? |
A: as long as i dont have to see it
Q: is bilbo really intresting enough for everyone to talk about him/her or is it just because their name is "bilbo"? |
Quote:
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A: I plead the 5th
Q: was Margret Thatcher hot or what? |
A No, she was a filth neo nazi with a handbag that set the way for Conservative misery in this country for 20 years.
Q Toast or Weetabix? |
A. Lol! Toast more often really.. Weetabix is nice if you really want it though. Kinda goes without saying, doesn't it? :p
Q. Why does it say "Thank, you're in, [insert name]" when you log in? Cos that's really terrible language and grammar if you ask me |
A: Becaue omeone mied out the "".
Q: Do you really want your skins to have cursors? Or do you not care? |
A. I don't really care - I don't bother with them. The default ones are fine
Q. And what the hell was Lucid's response to my question? Can someone answer it again please? In case you're lazy, here's the question: Why does it say "Thank, you're in, [insert name]" which clearly isn't right |
A: Because someone missed out the "s". (In thanks)
Q: How hard is it to go back and fix that (The grammar problemo)? |
A:/ Extreamly...
Q:/ Guess who spent the past five days on a Llama farm :D |
(actually the Grammar problem is simple to fix, just no one can be bothered to)
A Me, because my ass hurts... Q Well endowed or rich? How do you like your man? |
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A No, but i have tried GOATSECX
Q Blorp of PFFT. Which is your favourite? |
A. Oh, my good god...
Q. You... how? WHO? |
:eek: A: i sincerely hope that the thing about the dolphins was a joke.
:( Q: was it a joke? |
A No
Q Know what? |
A: what?
Q: what? |
A:/Q: what?
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A watt!!!
Q What is a watt? |
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