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a: mayb not, urine might come outta some other way.
q: why do u ask? |
a: i do, if they are not mine.
q: who duzn't like 9 year old's ? |
A. ME! Daddy always told me to marry old, fat, and ugly!
She'll never leave you and if she does "Who Cares?" Q. Do you think Miss Cleo is hot? |
A: no but i think she is naked under the table
Q: is ice REALLY becoming like Elchev?:D |
A: Yes, it's called aging :D
Q: Who watches "Cops" every day? |
hmm
a: not me a watch teletubbies
q: do the teletubbies have penile erections on their head? |
A. NO, but S1138 has a similar attachment!
Q. If you could reach your penis with your mouth, would you.........?:p |
a: No...
q: Pna lbh fcrnx EBG-Guvegrra? |
hmmm
a: if i knew what you said
q: if i made a sperm winamp skin would they allow it? |
A: As long as you don't put a swastika on it...
Q: DOST THOU MOCKEST ME??? |
A: why yes, of course
Q: :eek: when did xerxes become a moderator!? |
a) Before you
q) Would the world be a better place if pigs could fly? |
/me shakes 8 ball....
A. Most Definitely
Q. Can I push in your stool? |
a) I dunno can you?
q) can you? |
A. You must pay me $50 first.
Q. If you saw a creamy white blotch on some person's shirt (around the breast area), what would you think it is? |
A I would assume it to be cheese sauce
Q If you saw a white liquid around a blondes mouth, what would you assume it to be? |
A: Brain Juice
Q: what would happen if 20 hydrogen bombs and 400 tonnes of C4 accidently went off in iraq? |
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A: 3.14
Q: can you really have a good time at the YMCA |
A Ask s1138
Q Why am i bending over? |
A: Dr Pepper, Whats the worst that can happen?
Q: has anyone had a anal probe |
a :eek:
Q Can i have an Aural probe ;) |
hmm?
a: your supposed to say "may I" not "can I"
q: can i make a pimp smilely and have it implemented when vb2 comes out next tuesday? |
A: if you buy me something
Q: is it bad if i say i'm 21 instead of 16 to ppl on irc, specialy when they fall in love with you? |
A. Hell no!
s1138 and some others in #******* have a first hand experience of how easy it was :D Q. How were people dumb enough to believe i was a 19 year old female from dallas in #webchat? |
A: Enough
Q: why the fuck did i tell the sexy_bot in #cybersex that i was 14 and as a result get banned forever? |
A. because j00r st00p|d :p
Q. But why did I tell them I was 4? :rolleyes: :D |
A: so they would want your little girl ass:D
Q: who was that girl who said she was 19 and wanted to screw me? |
A. Bilbo
Q. Why didn't you accept? |
A: cause i thought it was you
Q: are bilbos boobies really bigger than britneys? |
A; /me checks
Q; Why is Bilbo leeking milk |
A. His manboobs are about to explode.
Q. Why are they going to explode? |
A: you were trying to suck on them
Q: why were you trying to suck on them? |
A: sounds like he was thirsty for milk
Q why was he thirsty for milk |
A: cause sarge was talking about milk
Q: where is sarge anyway? |
A: Sarge is missing in action
Q: who is he with? |
a) a nine year old
q) Rammstein or Raging SpeedHorn? |
RAMMSTEIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
there playin in cincy 2nite, but i'm not goin :( What the fuck? |
a) yes
q) wasn't i the luckiest bastard in the world when i crunched the corner of my celerons core and it still worked? |
A; whatever
Q: who is dicktease? |
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