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a) certainly not Bilbo :D
q) what yer fave pr0n site? |
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A: WiMP, cuz it's slower than me and I like to be #1 :D
Q: What do you do first thing in the morning? |
A: wake up
Q: what do YOU do first in the morning |
A: YAWN!
Q: Do you have broadband or dialup connection? |
A: Broadband at the moment 'cos I'm in Hong Kong. Dialup at home (In England)
Q: Do you love Dim Sum as much as I love Dim Sum? |
A: "i'm in heaven.. i'm in heaven" repeat many times
you're at the state i am when i eat that :) Q: why has chev put me saying "chev's a bully!" as his sig? :p |
A. Because you said he's a bully.
Q. Why did Lucid DM go to HK without me? :( :) |
A: cause you tried to finger him
Q: do hermaphrodites experience multiple orgasms? |
A. If they're lucky - it depends whether the moon is waxing or waning, and the position of Pluto is very important. NO.
Q. Is this an excellent thread?? :D |
A: for post-pumping, most definetely
Q: should i lie about my age so i can go out w/ a girl my friend is going to introduce me to on tuesday and who refuses to go out w/ anyone younger than her? |
A: only if she is good looking
Q: am i ever gonna have sex? |
A: Sorry dude, the future doesn't look to good ;)
Q: Why do i get penis enlargement emails? |
A: they are trying to tell you something
Q: can i have a nickel? |
A: No
Q: Why do you want a nickel? |
A. His girlfriend charges flat rate.
Q. Who farted? |
A: You
Q: Why did i have a dream about actually having a life last night? |
A: Self Pity
Q: Why dont't i have a life |
A: its called winamp
Q: why cant i have a nickel? |
A: people in hell want ice cream. you can't always have what you want... :rolleyes:
Q: will these forums stay soooo slow till tuesday? |
A: no, they will stay slow forever
Q: who says people cant have ice cream in hell? |
A. The usher (Satan)
Q. WHO ATE ALL THE PIES?! |
A: i did
Q: didnt you know, i am the owner of hell, and satan works for me? |
A: Bullshit
Q: Why is there fire coming out of my ass? |
A: you ate mexican again, didn't you?
Q: see above |
A: I don't want to
Q: Is Bilbo really a man? ;) :D |
7.02
a) Yer guess is as good as mine..
q) whats the 6th root of 1.193828492 x10^5 ? |
A - Who cares, its summer math doesnt need to be done when out of school.
Q - Where is The Pas MB? |
hmmmm
a: huh?
q: can all of you e-mail me your passwords? |
a) We can, but prolly wont...
q) Whats that behind you?!?!?!?!?!?! AHHHHHHHH!!!! |
a.) oh zat's his back.
q.) why is the world NOT square ? |
a) cause it spins...
q) Are you SURE thats his back?!?!?!?! |
A. Can't tell, it loks like another man.
Q. What are your thoughts and reactions to this quote? "For the longest time I thought I had big balls.it turns out that I have a small penis." ? |
hmmm
a: because then people would hump the corners...
Q: will you download my new winamp skin? |
a.) could be someone elses front.
q.) what do you think ? |
a.) depends how well u do the skin.
q.) is it complete ? |
A: complete as it will ever be.
Q: should i buy a DVD RW or a dual athlon? |
A: use the athalon, u'll get more use out of it trust me :rolleyes:
Q: why are computers so damn expensive? |
A. DVD RW most certainly
Q. Should I have gone out last night while my ankle was still recovering, and as a result it's quite sore today? |
A: i blame inflation and other ppl
Q: is a 16 yearold getting a blow job by a 13 year old sick? |
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