|
sure, if i can blindfold you. (blindfolds ice, slips chimpanzee in bed)
Q: is your g/f good lookin? |
hmmm
a: yea...
q; When John M said "Ice" in the previous post did he mean the moderator or the frozen stuff? |
A: Mod
Q: What do you think about global warming? |
A global warming? it's not done yet?! it's 104 here!
Q why do i feel like i'm a jerk, that i don't deserve my girl, and i feel like killing myself? |
A: :rolleyes: Think... or call a psychic to tell you
Q: Why haven't i posted to this thread for a while? |
A: youve discovered the ancient artifact, Life!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Q: is sophie ellis baxter hot? |
A: Scared of Chev:p
Q: Do you usually think before you say? |
A nope...i'm a very emotional person and i tend to say whatever is on my mind. see? i'm a jerk. after this i will stop haging around this thread...
Q have sex for one hour or cuddle for two? |
A: Uh... no!!!
Q: (assumes little kid voice ;) ) Whats a vagina? :D (EDIT) Mine was in response to the Do you think before you say |
A: Heaven on earth :D
Q: For how long can you stay awake? |
A: A LOOOOOONNNGGGG time ;)
Q: Why do you ask? |
A - it is known that the human body can go without sleep for 3 days, after 3 days you will die ( i read it in a magazine, i think)
Q - why is beer so good? |
A1: Because I'm falling asleep
A2: Because it's cold Q: What do you do for a living? |
A. I'm a manager at a movie theater in San Jose.
Q. Where does Chocolate Milk come from? |
A) from those damn brown cows!
B) why is Nestle Quik good on bread? |
A) I don't have a clue because it's not good on bread.
B) Why it has to rain outside? :( |
A. Because the convection currents produced clouds so large, and so the water droplets that make them up would inevitably merge and eventually fall as rain. Ahem.
Q. Did anyone else find Chev's reply to the question "Why yawn when others yawn" on page 8 HILARIOUS? I cracked up... Not much makes me crack up. I did just wake up, so maybe it's that? Yes? No? Cos I suspect it's only me http://forums.winamp.com/images/smilies/rolleyes.gif |
a: Maybe it isnt, its all an ILLUSION!!@@!@!
q: Can anyone else proove that "cant go without sleep for 3 days or else you die" thing? because i've stayed awake without sleep for over 5 days before, no naps, no nothing. its video'd, too. (well, some of it... my friends didnt think id remember mumbling 'my mouth is thirsty at morning' without sleep for 4 and a half days, so they got a tape of me knocking into things and mombling strange mumblings. quite amusing, really!) |
A Well done
Q What is sleep? |
a: that stuff that gets in the corners of your eyes when you go to-- DAMMIT.
q: SCUBA: Acronym for what? |
A: something came up below andy
Q: who is andy? |
a: my alter ego, along with Sven, Cory, Max, and Alfonso.
q: when are you going to ask about my new bitchin' camaro? |
A. When pigs grow arms and take over the world.
Q. Isn't Sarge andy? |
a: only if he's a monkey and delivers for dominos.
q: will someone answer my question about PGP? ever? |
yes.
Q: how bout that camaro, wD? |
A:/ It's good, I mean it's a F**king camaro...
Q:/ why is it that every time I go to sleep the clowns start crawling out from under my bed? |
cuz u masturbate too much.
Q: how much is too much o.0 |
a: sing the mario theme song to someone, and sing it again. 2000 times. then have them hum it, and start the entire earth in chanting the theme. That, my friend, is how much is too much.
q: can you flip out on roofies? |
a. maybe.
b. whats so wrong with having any anal peircing? |
A: nothing is wrong, as long as i dont know about it.
Q: who else thinks ice pieced his ass? (it would explain alot;):D) |
Quote:
A: i think he did...pierced his ass that is. :rolleyes: Q: Anyone like Gorillaz? |
A: I Don't Think it but it may just be
Q: If he piereced his ass how would he use the bathroom? |
A:/ My ass already has one hole in it, and that's enough for me.. although I don't see how adding another would make it tougher to go to the bathroom...
Q:/ Why do the elephants leave tracks in the butter? |
A: i don't want to think about that
Q: why don't i want to think about that? |
a) They Haven't mastered the art of sneaking and sniping
q) Why have I tidied my room yesterday and moved a load of suuff about today? |
A: ask youself
Q: can i have 1 billion dollars? |
a) yes but you have to earn it or steal it yourself
q) what's the point in underarm hair? |
A:/ it keeps you warm when you're rolling around topless in the snow...
Q:/ have you seen the Princess Bride? |
a.) no
q.) why ? |
A: "dont ask, dont tell"
Q: who thought of that, anyways? |
| All times are GMT. The time now is 11:09. |
Copyright © 1999 - 2010 Nullsoft. All Rights Reserved.