The Stupid Name Game
 

If Jeff Bridges married Joan London --> she'd be Joan London-Bridges

If Andy Dick married Julianne Moore --> she'd be Julianne Moore-Dick

If Jamie Fox married Courtney Cox --> she'd be Courtney Cox-Fox

sorry about this folks; just pair names that sound goofy together, your turn . . .

If any girl married me she'd be known as:

Girl screaming at the end of a hard, throbbing,.......well......nevermind.:eek:

*Chev reserves all his nastiness for Missy;)

BTW, I still use "Craven Moorehead" when using the white courtesy phone in the airports:p

craven moorehead . . . hehe :D

Mike Hertz marries Helen Hunt, she would be Mrs. Mike Hunt-Hertz

Everyone knows the classics...

Hugh G Rection
Al K Holic

...and some others that I can't remember right now. :)

hmm, I've played this before -

If Dirty Harry married George Bush, he'd be Dirty Harry Bush. :p :p

I just thought about Twin Peaks, there's this mr Horne, but why Horne, why not Horny? :confused::p

Bilbo Baggins


Now there is a funny guy!

Hmm, my initials, with middle name included, is JENS.. :p
Does this make my name stupid? :confused:

[edit](my name IS Jens)[/edit]

Jens Jenitalia!

Thanks Chev, appreciate it.


Here is one I have:
Jack Maeoff

~ Missy

Ivana Humpalot and Alotta Fagina = Ivana Humpalotta Fagina


:D :D

Im off to bed... bai bai...

Biggus Dickus. :D

quite funny, i'll give it 6/10 (better than the lame jokes thread)
I cant think of any at the moment.

Solarias? Please do something about your sig size.

oh oh! i know a good one...

Ben Dover :D haha

Heywood Jablowme

s1138 here is a useless fact for you.

Ben Dover is the most common fake name used by a male when filling out a fake credit card application.

~ Missy

Amanda Huginkiss
Hugh Gass

and of course:
Booby McBoobson

Just remembered...

Amanda Screwithe
Anita Mann

well, this isn't a dirty one
but at my school there are two teachers: mr pidgeon and miss carrier
if they got married she'd end up as miss carrier-pidgeon

Hehe... my 6th grade science teacher was named Harry Weiner...

But damned if he didnt give hard tests... ONLY 3 QUESTIONS LONG!! Miss one and FAIL!

@_@

He was cool though... he even through chairs at people :D

Hugh G. Rection

:)

i had a teacher once names Mrs.Mann. Not that funny I quess.

not a name but,
My Dixie Wrecked

I'm sofa king we Todd id.

cant think of one name to match with another but i got some other stuff to say..


i dated a girl about 6 years ago her parents were old nasty bikers anyway her name was crystal meth lynn ??wtf huh

this other girl i dated her mangers name was richard head dick for short so they would call him over the intercom as Mr. dick head

I once knew a guy called Ivor Longstaff...

i had a counselor with that name:D

ROFL! :D

Geez what's the passing grade for you school, 75? I'd have to get 2 wrong in order to fail.. :p

Here's a name: Mike Rotch

0 - 68 = F
69 - 76 = D
77 - 84 = C
85 - 92 = B
93 - 100 = A

So missing one would give you a 66.6%. An F

you got D's?

fuck...the last place i had. had D's, but here they dont.

How about everyones favourite Spaniard, Huan Kerr!

There's an American named Wayne Kerr:p
And another named Hugh Jass!

From SNL:
Sean Connery on Jeopardy - "Craven Moorehead"
Alex Trebek - "Who......is Craven Moorehead?"
Sean Connery - "You apparently, Trebek!"

Here is a couple of fun names that has been called up on an airport.
(a .doc will be downloaded when you click the link.)

Saw this on a t-shirt......

Hello, My name is:
Hugh Jorgan

:D

Didn't have to make this up --> NFL hall-of-famer, Dick Butkus

(if you live in a bubble, it's pronounced: ButtKiss) :D

heywood jablome

the name some guy had to LEGALLY change his name to on humble and fred's tough contest a couple o' years back