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here's something i wrote a few nights ago
"Where's my angel?" For his entire life Josh had repeated this to himself. It was his way of asking why nothing ever seemed to go his way. He'd see all of his friends happily dating someone, and he'd still be single. He'd get back a test which everyone else passed with flying colours, and he'd fail. He'd be out walking with his friends, and of all of them he'd be the one to slip on ice and break his ankle. At times like this he'd shrug, look around in frustration and ask his friends, "Why are you so lucky? Where's my angel?" After a while they figured out that he was referring to guardian angels that he seemed to think were helping everyone but him.

(beginning of a story)

here it is back in english after having been translated into french, german and english again

" where is my angel?" While its whole life Josh this had repeated it. Their way was to be asked, why nothing never seemed has to go its way. He would see all its friends, who date fortunately someone, and it was always single. It would recover an attempt, which everyone changed over differently with mention, and it would fail. It would go outside with its friends to break and of all he would be that one to slip on the ice and in order its joint. Sometimes, since this gesticulerait it, for in the destruction realistic to see and their friends ask " why you are so lucky? where my angel is?" After one point in time they outside of that one were contained, which it referred to attendant angels, who seemed he have, to think helped everyone, but it.

it works fairly well, but some parts are so messed up it's funny