Ask Guru Joe?
 

Here's what I asked him & his responses:

Will I become a lawyer? ----> Two Thumbs Up
Will my schlong would get any bigger? ----> Very Unlikely
Are You a Fuck Face? ----> How Rude?

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Will my schlong get any bigger :down:
Is my schlong too big already? :up:

Now where are the ladies round here? ;)

Do dogs bark?
"Ask me no questions. I'll tell you no lies :down: "

What?
"Absolutely not :down:"

Crazy Bitch
"How Rude!"

Edit:
You Suck
"The odds are in your favor :up:"

Will I Conquer the World?
"The odds are in your favor":up: :up: :up:

Q:Will I die in the next week?

A: Two thumbs up :eek:


Q: Am i a good person?

A: Yes no, maybe so


Q: Is the earth flat?

A: Don't bet on it


Q: Will i be made a Winamp.com admin or supermod? :o

A: You can be sure of it :D


Q: Do God's farts smell, or are they perfumed?

A: Of course :p

Will I ever become a multi billonare?
"It doesn't look promising"

Sorry to dash your hopes all, but

Q. Are your predictions EVER correct?
A. EGADS! No!

That's good, that means I will become a mulit billonare.

But why is it there in the first place confusing people with the wrong answeres. Maybe it gives you the wrong answeres because it want's you to think that it is giving you the right answers so that we get our hopes up with the results and it never happenes.

Also, what if it want's us to think that it is giving us the wrong answeres but it is really giving us the right answers so that we will expect that the answers will be wrong but they are really right. Then we will never know what to beleive.

or what if it's entirely RANDOM?

Hmmm, you might be on to something...... :rolleyes:

That's a bit unlikley really though isn't it. I mean can you imagine how difficult programming a ramdom number generator would be? Never mind a random Y/N geterator! C'mon it must be accurate.