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Bilbo Baggins 3rd February 2002 15:55

Goatsex
 
http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2002050329,00.html

Oh yes, it happens alright. They used to say "lock upyour daughters". Now you had better lock up anything with a hole in it.

http://gas.pabuk.com

I think he fits in there.

PabUK 3rd February 2002 16:02

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Man's sex with goat
By ALASTAIR TAYLOR

http://www.thesun.co.uk/picture/0,,2002050188,00.jpg

A CHEF had sex with a goat — and was seen by a trainload of passengers, a court heard yesterday.

Stephen Hall, 23, lassoed the animal with his belt at the Paradise allotments near his home.

As the packed Hull to Bridlington train stopped at signals, dozens of passengers stared out in amazement.

In seconds, police switchboards were jammed as horrified commuters used their mobiles to report what they had seen.

The female goat was one of a number left to graze near the allotments, Hull Crown Court was told.

A man out walking his dog also made a 999 call to Humberside Police Control Room.

Two members of the public pinned down Hall while a stream of officers raced to the scene. Jobless Hall, from Hull, was initially arrested by the Humberside Police Dog Section.

A vet who examined the goat said it was "subdued" by the assault but was not suffering long-term injury.

British Transport Police Detective Inspector Dave Crinnion, who investigated, said: "I saw the goat the next day — it did not seem too upset but it is difficult to tell."

Yesterday, Hall admitted a sex charge involving an animal.

Judge Jacqueline Davies, who adjourned the case for reports, said: "I do not know what sentence the court will impose on you."

He is due to be sentenced on March 13.

Hall, who says he is gay, said after the hearing: "My friends have been giving me a lot of stick. They are all joking with me about it.

"I have never done anything like this before."
It is funny, and worrying and then just funny again. I wonder what this "chef" likes to cook up?

kingo'mountain 3rd February 2002 16:04

its a damn shame.... :mad:

animals have the rights to be untouched ;)

fish 3rd February 2002 16:08

http://www.phisherman.f2s.com/files/sexwithanimals.jpg

I've been wanting to post that somewhere for quite some time now...

n_ick2000 3rd February 2002 16:09

lol @ the poster.:D

Merlin 3rd February 2002 16:26

It's enough to make you sick as a parrot. Imagine being on that train...

Quality poster, phish.

Ian the Korean 3rd February 2002 16:49

Do you keep that poster on your wall to remember all the animals you have done that to?;)

dam 3rd February 2002 16:56

Sex with animals.It's sad.:( :down:


Nice poster phisherman:up:

sscw46 3rd February 2002 17:44

Animals have rights too! I applaud you, Phisherman. Beauteous post. :D

SpikeyOkiru 3rd February 2002 18:09

Look! I can Do it Too! Showing that anyone can be an annoying bitch
 
You're a mod. *tickles the mod* Mods hate me. Ban me. I'll take 3rd place in the VM contest if I get banned from another forum. Do me the favour.

Goats = syphilis

:hang:

Ya know, whoever over here just threw a glass bottle at me, can you not throw any more glass bottles at me? Please? Before I tear your fucking head off and piss in your fucking skull, you fucker who threw it at me! That again is, don't throw any glass bottles on stage. Thank you.


And remember, instead of looking at those computer screens, I suggest some form of sports or exercise...masturbation does not count. Get away from Doom and experience life.

SpikeyOkiru 3rd February 2002 18:25

....
 
That's how syphilis was transmitted. It was originally a goat disease. All those Swiss sheep herders must have gotten really bored one night.

binary hero 3rd February 2002 18:50

disgusting. but, as everyone else has said, phish, that poster is not bad ;)

eleet-2k2 3rd February 2002 19:12

Thats a great poster phish! :D That is really funny and sick at the same time. I wonder how the goat feels now. ;)

"I saw the goat the next day — it did not seem too upset but it is difficult to tell."

insomniac 3rd February 2002 19:34

that is disturbing. :eek:

Ian the Korean 3rd February 2002 22:00

Everyone should check out this thread through the AskJesus site.
It is sooooo funny!:D

Merlin 3rd February 2002 22:12

You mean you've not seen AskJesus before? It was, like, MAJOR sometime in the middle of 2000, maybe early 2k1.

Ian the Korean 3rd February 2002 22:21

Yes, well, I used to have a life back in those days...:(

No wait, I had already lost anything even resembling a normal life by then because of marching band.:( :cry:

Marching band sucks!:down:

deathazre 3rd February 2002 22:23

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Originally posted by Ian the Korean
Yes, well, I used to have a life back in those days...:(

No wait, I had already lost anything even resembling a normal life by then because of marching band.:( :cry:

Marching band sucks!:down:

marching band and life do not go well together, that's true...

Bilbo Baggins 3rd February 2002 22:36

Did anyone here see the goatsecx flash animation?

Curi0us_George 3rd February 2002 23:44

Quote:

Originally posted by N e m e s s i s
reminds me of a flash animation i saw about how AIDS got transmitted to humans. monkey, human, enough said. :D
That's not an actual medical belief. The most recent theories say that HIV entered the human population when monkeys' kidneys were used to grow a polio vaccine. It's actually believed that this may have happened more than once with different vaccines (which may be why we have HIV-1 and HIV-2).

Here's a site that covers a bit of that theory.
http://www.abc.net.au/rn/science/ockham/or101196.htm

P.S. Personally, I think that the whole "monkey sex" junk was started by a group of racists, who somehow believed they were graced with the right to place unwarranted blame on blacks. Homophobes did the same thing when they labelled it a "gay" disease.

eleet-2k2 3rd February 2002 23:57

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Originally posted by Bilbo Baggins
Did anyone here see the goatsecx flash animation?
no. Are you going to post the link? :weird: :igor:

Ian the Korean 4th February 2002 00:17

There is actually a flash animation...:eek: :weird:
What screwd up perverted sicko made it? Was it you Bilbo?:D ;)

rm' 4th February 2002 00:18

Oh, I'm bad
 
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"I just wanted" to point this out ;)

PabUK 4th February 2002 00:22

Quote:

Originally posted by Ian the Korean
There is actually a flash animation...:eek: :weird:
What screwd up perverted sicko made it? Was it you Bilbo?:D ;)

You don't want to see that, it is, unusual!

Kinda like the thing I made, a combination of the "giver" pic and a some Realdoll™ porn. Honestly. No I don't know why.

NRen2k5 4th February 2002 04:31

http://www.oralse.cx/

KelseyB 4th February 2002 06:49

there are so mnay adjectives for that pic, nem, that i cannot begin to exclaim them all....

weird comes to mind

KelseyB 4th February 2002 06:51

but of course, the verb 'lmao' also seems to strike my fancy.




did i word that? huh?


/me confuses myself

Nini 4th February 2002 08:04

this is :eek: :(

Human rights for animals and llamas!!! ;)

LOL @ the poster & Nem ;)

Bilbo Baggins 4th February 2002 11:03

I thinkthat animal sex is great.

PabUK 4th February 2002 12:52

Really what animals do you prefer?


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