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Montana

23rd February 2002 16:00

funny little thing

this was originally said by a
swedish comedian named lasse lindroth (RIP)

"i was gonna perform at a comedy bar in alingsås and then some neo-nazis heard about it and started screaming (outside the place),
"leave alingsås, you fucking muslim".
then they started burning crosses and
i was thinking how stupid can these neo-nazis be,
they are burning crosses, which is a symbol of christianity.
i'm from iran, which is a fundamental muslim country,
we burn crosses every day."

baafie

23rd February 2002 16:04

ouch.

NRen2k5

23rd February 2002 16:12

lol

prem1er

23rd February 2002 16:15

yeah thats good!

Ian the Korean

23rd February 2002 16:21

I'd find that funnier if I weren't Christian, Oh well, what should I expect from the country that makes penis enlargers?:D ;)

rm'	23rd February 2002 16:22

The truth:
A) will smack you square in the face with the cruel hand of reality
B) will make you split your sides in laughter

Montana

23rd February 2002 16:28

here's another funny thing he once said

Quote:

i was on top on the empire state building and the tour guide said that many lonely people would jump off form the top of the building. now they have armed security guards on the top, so they hired armed security guards. so it be like "he was gonna jump but i shot him instead"

this one cracked me out

Quote:

i heard that dolphins are smart, what do they do that is smart
they throw balls at each other at the zoo, is that smart?
even playmates can do that

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