This is too much.
 

I cannot beleive that there's a demand for this.

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And I thought the book club was as bad as it could get :igor:

And its infiltrated the Winamp Forums ad bars. Noooooo!
Its worse than her show on daytime television (which no one watches):D!

she's still on tv?

Apparently so. Why, though, does she need a magazine?

magazine = money.
she is evil and money-hungry.

where is randman with his rantings on said she-beast?

targeted advertising

hahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!

My anti-Oprah campaign began when I first started seeing those banner ads here. There are actually two different ads. One advertising the Oxygen channel for women and the other hawking her damned magazine.

It's enough to give me menstrual cramps. ;) :igor:

the best way to cure those is to put a hot water bottle (with hot water inside) onto your tummy.

Is Sally-Jessie [sp?] better or worse than Oprah? I think Jenny Jones is OK, but Ricki is irritating.

*Merlin watches too much daytime TV :(

Montel is God.

sally jessy is the worst of them, ricki is ayt, jenny jones is ayt too but like i see the sam fucking topics over and over again, acording to me ricki is da best, but if i want to laugh, i watch jerry springer

(sally jesse, ricki lake, oprah, jenny jones and jerry springer is the only shows that is/was/has been shown in sweden)

You guys are lucky you can get your daytime programming, usually no one watches it here because they're at work, or at school. The Maury Show is great, but I watch mostly primetime programming when I get a chance.

JERRY! JERRY!
 

Jerry! Jerry!
(slutty whore): was you been gone sleeping wit my dog, dawg?
(some fat black pimp): yea, but dat cuz u been sleepin wit my pet goat!
(whore): that goat dont love u!


:igor: :p :igor: :p

They each specialize in one thing -

Montel: Pregnancy tests and psychics (
Example topic: "Who's yo' Daddy? We'll find out"

Ricki: Dysfunctional Ghetto Relationships
Example topic: "Help me Rikki, My guy is a total DAWG"

Oprah: Helping women with timely home, fashion, and relationship advice
Example topic: "Martha Stewart's Cheap and Romantic Valentines Gifts"

Jenny: Makeovers, Makeovers, Makeovers
Example topic: "My daughter dresses like a TRAMP, help me redress her"

Jerry: *Freak Show Freak Show Baby* on the dance floor...
Example topic: "When Midget love triangles go bad"

Maury: Interesting oddities and curiosities
Example topic: "Animals and People who can't control the noises they make"

Sally: Crazy teenagers who need to go to Boot Camp!
Example topic: "Sally, send my outrageous son to bootcamp!"
(Sally just got canceled, btw)


A talkshow I used to watch... a lot.. ;) was the old "Richard Bey Show"... which had people that were just above Springer quality guests. The quirky thing about it was they had sound effects - i.e. when someone declared he was gay there was a "FAB-u-louuus" sound effect. When two women started fighting there was the sounds of cats fighting etc etc etc

:)

How dare you bring goats into this :p

For the record, let it be said that I very much dis-like Oprah. I worked in a bookstore for about six months in New York and the Oprah-bots would come in like the mindless automotons they are saying, "OPRAH TOLD US TO READ THIS." We couldn't keep an Oprah-recommended book on the shelf if our lives depended on it. iIt was sickening. But I did eventually come to this conclusion: Historically many people in society have had the inability to think for themselves, and better thay listen to Oprah and read a little than listening to someone like Hitler, or their Baptist preacher telling them to burn their kids' Simpsons toys.

I am considering starting my own magazine. I have some ideas, but would like your input.

It will be titled R! of course. ;)

Ideas for articles in issue one:

Shaving. A pain worse than childbirth?
All the pizza and beer you want without gaining that much weight.
Sarah Michelle Gellar nude. From all angles.
Why can't all clothing be 100% cotton?
How to politely tell your girlfriend, "It's my stereo! Don't touch it!"

I need more ideas. Post them here please. :D

How exactly is that an article? :blah:

It's not. It's a pictorial. I failed to mention R! will feature a celebrity pictorial and interview each issue. My bad. :hang:

Can I be the Agony Aunt Randman? :D

I assume you will be the photographer- for purely artistic reasons right?... ;)

Whatever trips your...... whatever. :D


Absolutely, positively, without a doubt. ;)

How about an article something like "ladies: no-one looks at the shoes you are wearing!!!" :D

How to make your woman love football
penis enlargement 101

No use duplicating topics. :D

Page 32: How to explain to your girlfriend that each Winamp skin is not "a completely new program you have to learn to use every time you want to listen to an mp3."

Thats another area of speciality for me ;)

k3wl, wonder who's next to get canceled, i know oprah extended her deal to 2k5 but i'm guessing that jenny get's canceled very soon, like how many makeover/fake boobs/DNA test shows can you make?

lol.

at least you lot on the other side don't have to have ''teenage pregnancies'' or ''angry farmers'' on every uk talkshow, no wonder people go to work here :P

Aymo.