If you Were a porn star what would your name be
 

The other day I was siting around with my friends getting high, and one of those nume nuts asked a patcular Question" if you were a porn star what would be your screen name" So give you the same question.Im sure you sick fokes( like me)should get a kick out of this thread!



I had numerious answers, one of those was "John Hardstaff":D

Hugh G Rextion


:rolleyes:

dick cheney

failing that, X L Johnsohn or something...

"Roddy McPenis" of if I was a Military man " Privet Parts":rolleyes: ;)

Buff Bagwell or Daddy Long Stroke ;)

Steve Gediakan (i know i have spelt that wrong, it was purposeful)

I am a porn star.:rolleyes:

Big-O Jigga-Lo

maybe Anusman!

Bob.

Copy machine repair man #1

Phil my Manboobies...:rolleyes:

Mike Hunt

Jack MeHoff

One Eyed Jack

Scatman

Gaylord Focker

The Rolleyes Smiley :rolleyes:

Hugh Johnson in "Gettin' Nippy With It."

:D

Lee|EvilMofo

:D

(I'd choose Curi0us_George, but then everyone would think my movies were beastiality. ;))

Butch Schlong or Snatch Diggler

(yes i do listen to mark and lard on radio1)

Erm...

Vie

probaly

good lickin chickin:D

probably
Rocco Siffredi part II

Craven Moorehead

That is classic :D

Sounds like a name from a bond flick :)

Craven Moorehead is actually the name of a local DJ here in Phx.
Anywayz I'd use Wanghis Khan or Penis Collada (sorry P_C)

im proud of were im from so it would have to be "Wigan Warrior"

Doesn't "Sean Connery" use that in a classic SNL Jeapordy sketch? :)




I'd never be a porn star; i'd probably be the "Cinematographer";)

Muff Diver
:eek:

Ben Dover..

in the movie..Macon Whoopie

(ironically...that is the local hockey team)

Maybe, Semour Butkus:D

Gotta love that SImpsons episode. :D

If i was a female porn star, i would be:

Alotta Fagina :D

I made it up back in 83 before that old fart was done playing Bond roles:weird:
Ya ever heard the director yell, "OK, now pull it out and spew all over her melons!"?
THAT'S what I wanna do.....direct.
'OK honey, why don't ya come over here and take 5';)

Mona Loudlee:eek:

Whereas, if I were a tranvestite porn star, my name would be:
Unique Monique
or simply:
Manique:eek:

Ebenezer Screw

And Tiny Tim would be your midget co-star;)

Someone at work was just talking about a porn movie title he saw recently:
'Enter and Exit the Dragon' starring Bruce Tree:igor: :weird:

long dong slither...

If you were the cameraman...your name could be: Seymore Butts

It appears ElChevelle has previously given a lot of thought to the matter. :D

A kick-ass porn star name borrowed from the movies would be simply "Shaft".

Anime/Manga porn star:
Won Hung Low
http://www.plauder-smilies.de/tales/wiz.gif

Won Hung Low serving up Creme from sum yung gai:eek: ;)

My rapper/porn star name:
Hedd Lover or 2 Pac DeLaydees

Can't believe noone posted this one yet! :igor:

Dirk Diggler. :D