The most off-topic post EVER!!!
 

Anyone living in the 215/610 area of america, I'm looking for something written about 7 years ago in 1995 called "The Book of Cow", but not the Cult of the Dead Cow, the Bovination "The Book of Cow God #" or Franken Gibe versions, the one I want was by a guy called (at the time, online) The Crow (on at least one dialup BBS). It was originally posted on The Big Red One / Huge Knockers BBS, but it has to have migrated to the web or someones HD somewhere. It's a very funny peice, but I lost my copy a couple years ago, and it's been bugging me that I haven't been able to find it yet.

This..?
http://www.mit.edu/people/ethlfrog/bocg1text1.htm

10 seconds in Google

This is General Discussion, there is no topic here- post anything you like. :)

As long as it is interesting.

does this thread count as interesting?

an image for bilbo:
http://klabs.org/images/dinosaur.jpg

Good, keep those dinos away.

i'll try bilbo.

Re: The most off-topic post EVER!!!
 

What do you mean 215/610? Area codes?

It's impossible to go off-topic on a new topic in General Discussion.. unless... maybe.. you create a new topic, start rambling on about something and then go off-topic about something totally different.

That would be "book of cow god #", which covers bocg1, bocg2, bocg3, bocg4, and bocg4-2, and so not the version I'm looking for. If it were that easy I wouldn't have posted the question

as for the off topicness, this site is winamp and music compression, so it's off topic for here

and yes 215/610 area code, it was a dial-up BBS, the old text only kind, with no internet, and without going through the internet

Ahh, ok ....
:cool:

yeesh, does no one read? That is the Cult of the Dead Cow / Franken Gibe version, and therefore not the one I'm looking for

there just trying to help...dont get all picky about it...they DONT have to help you..

sorry but this IS off topic

like it?
http://www.outofthefryingpan.com/rec...n.lowering.jpg

Not really...:igor:

i'll never eat chicken that has been violated by simon:D

here is the after picturehttp://www.outofthefryingpan.com/rec...cken.large.jpg

I dont think im gonna ever eat chicken again....:igor:

you don't like it?

We no like :igor:.
You like?:rolleyes:

What 'bout dis:
http://forums.winamp.com/avatar.php?...ine=1022831838
You like?:D

I didn't mean to be terse, but I posted this same message on 4 other forums and I keep getting people posting what I've already looked through.

DJ ANTarctic:
I like the tagline, but why blame the grandfather?

:D

simon: please no more pictures of violated chickens. What I am disturbed by is the fact that I can see whole lemon wedges clearly that are INSIDE the chicken in bth pics. :igor::weird:

Don't like lemon-beer chicken?

... grun-fah-thah? Whoza grun-fah-thah?

bill gates is William Gates III