Crap in a can
 

he he....
the art world is screwed up







I think i have found a way to solve all my student money probs

/me runs off to get a few jam jars


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Well if he did it for a laugh then good for him. That's pretty funny if someone actually considers it art - dumbasses

I'm just wondering how the cans exploded.
And a can of poop is not an important purchase.

Christ. i am gonna stick my shit in a can if i can make money from it :D

I already do every time i crap.

...except no one's going to buy it. you're not a famous artist. people will buy anything a famous artist sells, even if they don't get it, just so they can pretend like they do. it's the "emperor's new clothes" story over and over again. if salvador dali offered to [insert vulgar expletive] on your face for a fee, people would line up around the block to get it done.


poo decomposes into methane gas, which has a greater volume and/or pressure due to it's physical state (gas vs solid) eventually the pressure gets too great for the seals on the can (which will never be quite as strong as the can itself) and the lid pops off. boom. doodie fireworks.


see above.

SHIT! Worth it's weight in gold?

Ironically, we were just discussing "Poop" and "Pee" cans and their hazards today at work.

On a long term whitewater rafting trip, you typically carry two ammo style cans to urinate and deficate in.
IF you urinate in the defication can, in time, it builds up pressurized ammonia, and in turn, oozes "Stanley Steemers" from the can and, in some cases, providing a pressurized crap-0-matic just waiting for some poor soul to unleash upon himself:down:

BTW, the Arkansas River in Colorado (most rafted river in the world) has been under attack for years by a "fecal artist" who devises elaborate portraits in public restrooms along the river:igor:
Finger painting at it's most hideous:blah: