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The life of Brian

http://boards.rivals.net/default.asp...oid=2137480729

The link I have just listed has it all. It is an absorbing read, and is well worth the wait to download.

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If this is a spoof, it is brilliant and worthy of the highest accolade.
However, if it is true, then Brian Tindle deserves to be deknackered, deknobed and deceased.

brilliant. and i'm still practically at the top.

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I also feel that it was unfair to bring Emma from Boots into this, it has little relevance and her anonymity should have been respected.

This is absolutely hysterical. And like zootm, I've barely even started.

Sex, football, and a woman scorned. Fantastic!

Thank you Bilbo. :)

edit: from a bit further down...

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, she goes and queues up for the beers at half-time. Short of gobbling you after 90 minutes, you couldn't get much better.

i suppose this is one of those things that requires you to be british, i glanced at it and had no idea what it was about

In short, the ex girlfriend of a member of the boards is writing to the other members to tell how he infected her with Hepatitis. She was simply letting them know that he was also cheating with a girl who works at a department store.

You don't really need to be British.

Also, you wouldn't catch a Wolves fan doing that :p

i should have looked farther, all i saw was stuff about football, and some brian guy, which i assumed someone i was supposed to know . . . you can easily guess from my laziness that i'm american

Wow. True or not, that has rather serious implications. I certainly wouldn't recommend cheating on anyone who knows how to use the web from now on.

What exactly is a "scummer"?

A quick synopsis:

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Brian goes to Greece with Pete on a cheap holiday at the curtiousy of Sarah. Brian pokes a 'goat', Pete and anything the randy chap can get hold of. Brian comes home and gives his STD to Sarah. Sarah catches hepatitas and Pete tells her the Brian has been playing away. Brian is dropped impromptu. Brian gets hold of Emma from Boots. Brian calls the Police, who agree Sarah has not done anything wrong. Sarah taunts Mummy's Boy Brian. Brian claims Sarah has been shagging around town and passed Hepatitas to him. Meanwhile, Pete admits he has also had a hepatitas test. Sarah pleads innocence and claims she is as pure as snow (with Hepatitas). Sarah accuses Brian of being a Mummy's boy and pledges her loyalty to Watford in a tearful heartfelt memory of her great granfather, the watford keeper.

It also appears that the variant of hepatitis that Sarah was infected with (hep E - probably a typo on her part) is only contracted through certain unsavoury practices. Much hilarity ensues. The chants on the terraces will be worth waiting for.

Put it this way: Brian Tindle gets 1600 hits and it's only been a week.

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"I gave you Hepatitis, now give me my cd's back!"

roflmaopimping here :)