[MidnightViper88]

[Peter, Michael, and Samir around copier]
Peter Gibbons : Our high school guidance counselor used to ask us what you'd do if you had a million dollars and you didn't have to work. And invariably what you'd say was supposed to be your career. So, if you wanted to fix old cars you're supposed to be an auto mechanic.
Samir : So what did you say?
Peter Gibbons : I never had an answer. I guess that's why I'm working at Initech.
Michael Bolton : No, you're working at Initech because that question is bullshit to begin with. If everyone listened to her, there'd be no janitors, because no one would clean shit up if they had a million dollars.
Samir : You know what I would do if I had a million dollars? I would invest half of it in glorious mutual funds and take the other half over to my friend Asadulah who works in securities and
Michael Bolton : Samir, you're missing the point. The point is you're supposed to work out what you
[printer starts beeping]
Michael Bolton : "PC Load Letter"? What the fuck does that mean?

[Stuck in traffic]
Samir : Mother... shitter... Son of an... ass. I just...
[punches steering wheel]


Milton Waddams : [talking on the phone] And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told, I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then, then I'm, I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. And, and I told Don too, because they've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were merry, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler because it didn't bind up as much, and I kept the staples for the Swingline stapler and it's not okay because if they take my stapler then I'll set the building on fire.

[Drunk, singing]
Samir : Back up in your ass with the resurrection.

Milton Waddams : The ratio of people to cake is too big.

"Office Space" rocks...