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"Would you like to take a gander in my flocks?" - wench
"Well okay lady." - peter
"Hey what are you doing with my girlfriend?" - black knight
"Oh geez, she's just asking me if I want to put a bird in her pants..." - peter
"Can I put a gun rack on my bike?" - bobby
"Do you know how long I've been waitin' for you to ask me that?" - -hank
"It's true, I had sex with one man before our marraige." - peggy
"AAAHhhh!" - hank
"If it makes you feel any better, he's gay now." - peggy
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhh!!!" - hank
"No, of course that doesn't make you feel better."
"Now I usually don't toot my own horn --" - fry
"You've heard that before! WOOH!" - bender
Bender = awesome
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