Ah, Family Guy quotes...
Brian: And remember the day you had an Irish Coffee the day we went to see "Philadlphia"...
(Cut to the Griffins seeing the film in the cinema)
Peter: I got it! That's the guy from "Big"! Tom Hanks, that's it. Funny guy. Everything he says is a stitch!
Hanks: I have AIDS.
Peter: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Peter: You know, I feel kind of bad, you guys. I promised my wife I wouldn't drink.
Quakmire: Hey, don't feel bad, Peter.
Peter: Geez, I never thought of it like that!