6,ºüb is your new religion
At least that's my interpritation...I'm gonna start a new cult at my high school...
And if you think I'm just being a Recycle Bin shithead, I can give you internet contacts to two of my friends that have become deciples... 
"I just want to lie in my own crusty filth, eating rancid egg sandwiches, until some unfortunate paramedic has to blow down my door to find my bloated and pasty corpse wedged between the nightstand and mattress stained with Bengay and Robitussin DM." - Greg Gutfeld on sex and seniors
"Syphilis does not stay in Vegas. Debt collectors do not stay in Vegas. Dead hookers stay in Vegas, but the guilt stays with you forever." - Bill Schultz
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