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Old 9th September 2007, 05:51   #9
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Good question. I often see drivers attempting to do far too many things at once - many are trying to rock back and fourth to music, eat, drive and do something on a cell phone at once.

Others even try to drive and text message, something that takes a ton of eye time off the road; and it's one of the most stupid ways to spend time I can think of. Think about it; telegrams went out of style over half a century ago. Now they're back, without the Morse Code. Why not just fucking call the person? and talk in half the time and twice the detail, and without the insanely annoying abbreviations?

Or, why not just shut the fuck up and drive?







Oh yeah, and cage your fucking mutt before you turn the key, or at least let him/her sit in another seat with the head out the window, or throw him/her in the bed of your truck. If they jump out at 65 mph and die, they deserve the Darwin award of death, and you deserve a more intelligent pet that won't do that. None of my dogs ever jumped out of the truck.

If unsafe driving only hurt unsafe drivers, I'd say 'hell yeah, do it and die motherfucker'. But it hurts people that actually give a shit; people that do what it takes to get to point B alive. So preach on; hopefully someone that is an asshole without even knowing it will read these posts and think twice before wasting their life on something stupid like unexpected Fluffy piss that causes a car to go left of center into oncommig traffic.

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