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old and quite mad · 5th November 2012, 07:37

I am farting like mad. I am talking non-stop high pressure lift-your-butt-right-out-of-the-chair farts. :fart:

I could probably personally have all the lights on in New Jersey and New York if a way could be figured out to harness the energy that is just pounding out of me.

Yes sir, the butt trumpet is doing the Louie Armstrong tonight and the house plants are wilting. And all this from a bowl of clam chowder. I may have solved the "energy crisis", although I have all ideas we have plenty of energy.

Anyhow, I wanted to share this information because it is between 2 and 3 in the morning, I'm bored, and who can sleep when your backside is making so much noise? Not me, that's for sure.

5th November 2012, 07:37	#1
old and quite mad Major Dude Join Date: May 2000 Location: The PLANET Pluto Posts: 670	Whew I am farting like mad. I am talking non-stop high pressure lift-your-butt-right-out-of-the-chair farts. :fart: I could probably personally have all the lights on in New Jersey and New York if a way could be figured out to harness the energy that is just pounding out of me. Yes sir, the butt trumpet is doing the Louie Armstrong tonight and the house plants are wilting. And all this from a bowl of clam chowder. I may have solved the "energy crisis", although I have all ideas we have plenty of energy. Anyhow, I wanted to share this information because it is between 2 and 3 in the morning, I'm bored, and who can sleep when your backside is making so much noise? Not me, that's for sure. When the music's over Turn out the lights Dance on fire as it intends Music is your only friend Until the end!