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Resolve carpet cleaner.

I hate it when I'm going to take a shower, already in a robe and walking towards the restroom, and someone says, "oh, wait, I need to use the restroom". They then cut in front of you, drop a stink bomb and leave you a punishing air mass that should be banned by the Geneva Convention. That happens when I'm staying with family instead of at home.

Or how about this? You're at another person's house, you take a dump, and there's like 2 squares of toilet paper left with no backup rolls in sight. You then have to search through other people's cupboards and cabinets in search for a replacement. You almost want to use one of their towels to do the ass wiping just to punish them for not being prepared.