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Old 30th June 2006, 01:18   #29
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Originally posted by seraphim
She might be fully aware of what it is, but just not know the word.
Nope, she's legit...

She saw a ****** commercial, and she asked me what ******'s for...She knows it's for a guy's "dick", but the keywords "erectile dysfunction", "hard-on", and "boner" are three things that don't ring up with her...Yes, I used those words; Damn, I need to bring her up to speed...

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