I think it's part of that Homeland Security bullshit. They require you to give them your vehicle's license plate number now, too. (Among other things.)
Something that's been bugging me lately are my driving escapades in congested traffic...Seems like no matter what I do as far as merging between lanes, I always get myself caught in an Office Space moment...I'm in a stuck lane with the lane next to me moving, so I merge into the moving lane...Once I do that, the lane stops, and the lane I was just in starts to move forward...I merge back, it stops, and the lane I was in moves again; Repeat until either my destination is reached or I die from frustration...
"I just want to lie in my own crusty filth, eating rancid egg sandwiches, until some unfortunate paramedic has to blow down my door to find my bloated and pasty corpse wedged between the nightstand and mattress stained with Bengay and Robitussin DM." - Greg Gutfeld on sex and seniors "Syphilis does not stay in Vegas. Debt collectors do not stay in Vegas. Dead hookers stay in Vegas, but the guilt stays with you forever." - Bill Schultz
Videos on YouTube that are
a) Clips from a TV show that somebody recorded by pointing his video camera at the TV
b) Family Guy clips that people where people dubbed the audio over another TV show for whatever reason
c) Poorly reenacted scenes from TV shows/movies
d) Poorly-done knockoffs of popular TV shows (I've seen a lot of people trying to be Borat)
Lookout tobacco doesn't plastic-wrap the packets of papers included in their tins. Gummed leaves put in with moist tobacco gives you one very long and useless cigarette paper.
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