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Old 6th January 2007, 01:33   #721
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Eragon - I went into the bedroom and beat myself with a leather riding crop for watching this...this.....crap.
The dragon wasn't even a pimple on the ass of Draco from Dragonheart or the badasses that were in Reign of Fire. John Malkovich, as the evil king ruler was only in it for what? 5 minutes tops?
I was totally expecting a duel between his dragon and Eragon's dragon but pfft, maybe they're Eragon-t enough to be thinking sequel.
I'll take a crap later and dub it Era-gone down the pipes and into the sewers just like this turd of a movie.
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