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Old 26th November 2008, 03:10   #282
swingdjted
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My pumpkin pie is easy to make:

1.) Go to grocery store's freezer section and get a ready-made crust.

2.) Go to canned good section of the same store and get canned pumpkin pie filler.

3.) Go back home, combine, toss in oven @ 350.

4.) Have a couple beers.

5.) Go back to oven to get the finished pie.

6.) Scream "fuck!"

7.) Get some oven mits.

8.) Repeat step 5.

9.) Get fork.

10.) Eat right from the tin instead of dirtying up a plate.

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