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Old 24th August 2013, 04:01   #12
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Originally Posted by SSJ4 Gogitta View Post
I don't think Obama could function alone without a teleprompter. I chose secret option C: Bear Grylls. Failing that, option D: Les Stroud.
Did you know that if Bear Grylls and Lara Croft got together and made love, they could create the perfect race?

Anyway...Gene Simmons has a mean tongue; You could really...put that to good, imaginative use

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