You have trouble opening the condom, but it's "too late"...
Small niggling annoyances.
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"I just want to lie in my own crusty filth, eating rancid egg sandwiches, until some unfortunate paramedic has to blow down my door to find my bloated and pasty corpse wedged between the nightstand and mattress stained with Bengay and Robitussin DM." - Greg Gutfeld on sex and seniors
"Syphilis does not stay in Vegas. Debt collectors do not stay in Vegas. Dead hookers stay in Vegas, but the guilt stays with you forever." - Bill Schultz
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When you go from having a T1 at your disposal to a slow-ass cable connection.Freedom of speech is the basic freedom of humanity. When you've lost that, you've lost everything.
1\/\/4y 34|<$p4y 1gp4y 33714y, 0d4y 0uy4y? | Roses are #FF0000; Violets are #0000FF; chown -R ${YOU} ~/base
The DMCA. It really is that bad. : Count for your life.
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Originally posted by Mrs_Mia_Wallace
When you have your wet long hair all put up neatly in a towel and then it suddenly falls down and slaps your back which is all wet and cold after that and scares you to death because you didn't see it coming!
Mia
....what good thought at 10:30 AM....I came for the hatred.
I stayed for the ballbag.
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I HATE when people post messages like this:
Originally posted by hungryskull
I hate that too.
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You're so right to disagree, Bilbo.Freedom of speech is the basic freedom of humanity. When you've lost that, you've lost everything.
1\/\/4y 34|<$p4y 1gp4y 33714y, 0d4y 0uy4y? | Roses are #FF0000; Violets are #0000FF; chown -R ${YOU} ~/base
The DMCA. It really is that bad. : Count for your life.
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1. Not being able to delete the 'xerox' directoy in Program Files
2. Not being able to get rid of moviemaker.
I GUESS they don't hurt anything just sitting there but damnit I would cut my arm off to get 'em off!They say if you play a Microsoft CD backwards you hear satanic messages. That's nothing, if you play it forwards it installs Windows.
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I hate it when school isn't closed, even when there are hazardous winter conditions outside...
Oh sure, dispite all the snow and icy roads, it seemed to be only Jefferson Public County Schools still say it's safe to come out to school, when pretty much everyone around the general Louisville area are on delays and closers! They say it's all safe until there are 3 SCHOOL BUS CRASHES! Even more when 1 OF THEM WAS SUPPOSIVLY FATAL!"I just want to lie in my own crusty filth, eating rancid egg sandwiches, until some unfortunate paramedic has to blow down my door to find my bloated and pasty corpse wedged between the nightstand and mattress stained with Bengay and Robitussin DM." - Greg Gutfeld on sex and seniors
"Syphilis does not stay in Vegas. Debt collectors do not stay in Vegas. Dead hookers stay in Vegas, but the guilt stays with you forever." - Bill Schultz
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