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  • Swampy235
    Member
    • Feb 2002
    • 87

    Ninjas vs. Zombies

    For some time my friend and I have been discussing the age old paradox that is ninja versus zombie. The question is simple, which would win in a full on battle, 5 ninjas, or a horde of zombies. Before making any ignorant judgments, you must take a look at the official ninja website. That website pretty much describes the true nature of the ninja.

    The zombie is an entirly different story. Having the two worlds of zombie and ninja collide yields confusing results. As seen by such movies such as night of the living dead, zombies are very slow and sluggish, to the point that a person could simply walk around them without any serious danger. But what they lack in speed and intelligence they make up for in strength and numbers. The horde of zombies would increse exponentially until they colonize the entire planet.

    So I guess the real question is will the ninjas survive until every living thing on the planet (except for themselves) is transmorgified (i've been waiting so long to use that word)into zombie form, at which point the ninjas could easily eliminate the zombie threat due to the lack of population growth?
  • prodangle
    Major Dude
    • Nov 2000
    • 718

    #2
    Re: Ninjas vs. Zombies

    Originally posted by Swampy235
    which would win in a full on battle, 5 ninjas, or a horde of zombies.
    Depends how big the horde of zombies was. If it was like 200 zombies, the Ninjas would win easily before the zombies got much chance to zombify more people. If it was a horde of 54,642,123 or more zombies, then they'd win, as the Ninja's would get tired and fall asleep before they got killing all the zombies, and the zombies could then kill them, and of course the zombies at the back of the horde would have much more time to go transmograficating more people.

    The music at that Ninja site is too addictive

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    • Swampy235
      Member
      • Feb 2002
      • 87

      #3
      If you read enough from the ninjs site, you learn that a ninjas power can only be described as perpetual. They never tire and never sleep until they are destroyed.

      As for the number of zombies present, it could be anywhere from 100 to 6 billion, since thats about the population of earth, if my memory serves me correctly.

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      • prodangle
        Major Dude
        • Nov 2000
        • 718

        #4
        Originally posted by Swampy235
        If you read enough from the ninjs site, you learn that a ninjas power can only be described as perpetual.
        I was too busy dancing around my room to the great music. Oh well, it's defiantely Ninja's in all scenarios then.

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        • InvisableMan
          Ninja Master!
          (Forum King)
          • Mar 2001
          • 4335

          #5
          you know nothing of Ninjitsu

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          • Huehuetenango
            Forum King
            • Dec 2000
            • 2546

            #6
            uhm, i'm sorry, but have we all forgotten hue's law #1?

            no zombies

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            • c2R
              Stereotype?
              (Forum King)
              • Jan 2001
              • 3511

              #7
              Zombies, definitely.

              Particularly if they were like the light-averse semi-intelligent zombie freak types that came out at night in The Omega Man.
              lights out for darker skies # forums.winamp.com boinc team # tms

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              • InvisableMan
                Ninja Master!
                (Forum King)
                • Mar 2001
                • 4335

                #8
                a ninja is a normal person trained in ninjitsu.

                aside from being able to kill you 32,000 different ways before you hit the ground, they have all the needs of any normal human:

                food,
                sleep,
                air,
                sex,
                music,
                sex, and sex.

                and fried chicken and porn, if they can get it.

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                • zootm
                  Forum King
                  • Jan 2002
                  • 13375

                  #9
                  "proper" ninjas (you have to be taught in certain places in japan (china? i get confused...), for example) have to hide their identity, and are very much focused towards fighting a great deal of the time. the reason ninjas fight "all the time" is because they are rarely seen otherwise...

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                  • InvisableMan
                    Ninja Master!
                    (Forum King)
                    • Mar 2001
                    • 4335

                    #10
                    yeah i know a guy who is from an unbroken line of ninja. he scares me, but he taught me some pretty leet moves with a broomstick

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                    • Noire_Chocobo
                      Junior Member
                      • Jul 2002
                      • 22

                      #11
                      Ninjas vs. Zombies

                      As forementioned, it does depend upon the numbers of each opposition. One on one, I think a ninja would win, because to kill a zombie, you only need to cause severe trauma to the neck or back, severing the spinal cord and thus rendering the zombie paralyzed. Myself, an avid player of video games like Resident Evil, and a fan of it's movie counterpart, give this opinion on account of what I understand zombies to be. Zombies are in essence, dead humans or animals (Animals suh as those awesome Doberman Pinschers in R.E.) But the electrical impulse of the brain has not dissipated yet, because it can take several months to completely ratify. Somehow, the electrical impulse has been kept to a level that keeps the brain active. In R.E., the body was kept animated by injecting a virus that killed the victim, yet kept the brain alive. The subject has little or no memory, and only concentrates on "The need to feed." They have no response to pain, and no emotions except for a violent driven instinct to kill. They are slow and have very basic motor skills, such as walking, gripping objects, and hitting things.

                      Ninjas on the other hand, are highly trained, fast, responsive, and able to deliver punishing blows to key points on the body.

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                      • Swampy235
                        Member
                        • Feb 2002
                        • 87

                        #12
                        You all had to take something fun and make it all serious. We arent talking about ninjas in the litteral sense. These are ninjas with REAL ULTIMATE POWER. Should the need be, they can just wail on their guitars and make the zombies head's explode. Thus rendering them vulnerable. Did you even look at the ninja site? www.realultimatepower.net

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                        • Orgone_Man
                          Major Dude
                          • Sep 2002
                          • 1235

                          #13
                          I think we are all underestimating the power of zombies here. Now, when a zombie touches you, you may get poisoned or sick or something. Plus, some zombies have magical powers. And, unless you are thinking of the Night of the Living Dead type zombies, they are going to move at a decent speed (not as fast as a human, but almost). Plus, they stink horribly and may have super strength. All in all, I am going to say that 8 to 10 zombies for every super powerful ninja is about even.

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                          • Swampy235
                            Member
                            • Feb 2002
                            • 87

                            #14
                            it seems were all dancing around the real question now...


                            What would a ZOMBIE NINJA be like?

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                            • theboyjenkins
                              Senior Member
                              • Nov 2000
                              • 224

                              #15
                              I'd have to go with the ninjas, they're quicker and stronger, sure zombies are the undead, but they're slow and dumb.

                              ...more importantly...who IS that girl in your avatar Swampy235?
                              "...ambience?, I AM ambience"

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