For some time my friend and I have been discussing the age old paradox that is ninja versus zombie. The question is simple, which would win in a full on battle, 5 ninjas, or a horde of zombies. Before making any ignorant judgments, you must take a look at the official ninja website. That website pretty much describes the true nature of the ninja.
The zombie is an entirly different story. Having the two worlds of zombie and ninja collide yields confusing results. As seen by such movies such as night of the living dead, zombies are very slow and sluggish, to the point that a person could simply walk around them without any serious danger. But what they lack in speed and intelligence they make up for in strength and numbers. The horde of zombies would increse exponentially until they colonize the entire planet.
So I guess the real question is will the ninjas survive until every living thing on the planet (except for themselves) is transmorgified (i've been waiting so long to use that word)into zombie form, at which point the ninjas could easily eliminate the zombie threat due to the lack of population growth?
The zombie is an entirly different story. Having the two worlds of zombie and ninja collide yields confusing results. As seen by such movies such as night of the living dead, zombies are very slow and sluggish, to the point that a person could simply walk around them without any serious danger. But what they lack in speed and intelligence they make up for in strength and numbers. The horde of zombies would increse exponentially until they colonize the entire planet.
So I guess the real question is will the ninjas survive until every living thing on the planet (except for themselves) is transmorgified (i've been waiting so long to use that word)into zombie form, at which point the ninjas could easily eliminate the zombie threat due to the lack of population growth?
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