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Old 16th February 2008, 22:54   #7
White Raven
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Hi, thanks for calling Target GiftCards, my name is Jamie, how can I help you?

I WANUH CHECK DE BALANCE ON MUH GIFFKERD.

Okay, can I have the number on the back of the card starting with 041 please?

BBEEP BOOP -* *is punching in the numbers*

Oh, ma'am, I need you to read me the numbers, ok?

2834.

I need the number starting with 041, found on the back of the card.

DER'S NO NUMBER LIKE THAT.

Flip the card over, on the back, you should see a strip that says 'Gently remove to check balance.' Some need to be pulled off, others need to be scratched off. Carefully remove it and read me the number, ok?

*mutes the microphone* HOLY DOGSHIT WOMAN, YOU'RE THE REASON BUSH GOT RE-ELECTED!

*Reads number*

There's twelve cents on the card.

MUHTHANKYUH *Click*

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