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Old 18th August 2003, 01:33   #66
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Originally posted by oNaMiSsIo
if you ever jump off a bridge, be sure to clench your buttcheeks. if not, water will erupt up your rectum like a firehose and completely destroy all of your internal organs.

not a nice way to go, huh?
Only if you jump naked and ass first.
Not the way to jump. Best to belly flop, that way you suck in lots of water as a reaction and drown quickly.

Best way to die: in your sleep.

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